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ProdigalJunkMail Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-30-07 05:20 AM
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Jesus is getting a divorce, it would seem
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2007/07/28/zarrella.divorcing.jesus.cnn (CNN VIDEO)

Well, when us crazy Christians here wonder why we are all being bashed all the time (tongue-in-cheek) we can look to the ones like this and see why people believe what they believe about Christianity. This guy doesn't just claim to be a Christian...he claims to be Christ. And it looks like Christ has a problem with gambling, abuse, adultery and maybe some interesting dealings with his flock's contributions...

sP
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-30-07 05:32 AM
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1. Well, the 1st Century Jesus did have documented problems...
...with anger management. He was also very passive-aggressive and had something of a martyr complex. All in all, I'd say the current Jesus is reverting to type.
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-30-07 05:55 AM
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2. The Unitarians and the United Church of Chirst are both very nice. n/t
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-30-07 05:58 AM
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3. There are a lot of very pretty women in that church. I'm gonna go join! n/t
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-30-07 06:19 AM
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4. The insane have always said they are someone famous
Used to be Napoleon. Now Jesus is in fashion, it seems.
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