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Mon Jul-30-07 11:24 PM
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| Poll question: What can Paris do now? |
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Edited on Mon Jul-30-07 11:25 PM by pepperbear
You might have heard that Paris is losing her cushy job as "her beautiful self and heiress to an enormous hotel fortune."
Any new career suggestions would be welcome.
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| Captain Angry
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Mon Jul-30-07 11:35 PM
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| 1. She's from a different level of wealth. |
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She'll never have anything to worry about. Ever.
She'll be every bit as productive as Bush will be when he's out of office. Neither will be doing speaking engagements, or book tours. They'll hang out with unbelievably wealthy people all over the world, and never want for anything.
How depressing.
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| Beelzebud
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Mon Jul-30-07 11:40 PM
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| 5. She literally gets paid millions to attend parties sponsored by corporations... |
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Mon Jul-30-07 11:43 PM
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The party money will continue. It might not be a publicly traded company from the USA that has her come in, but she'll still make bank around the world.
Hey, I'm opening this casino, come to the opening night party...
Hey, we have this new club...
Ack.
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| cynatnite
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Mon Jul-30-07 11:37 PM
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| 2. Damn...I thought this was about the city... |
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I was going to say I hope Paris keeps the lights on for me. I will return :)
That's what I would rather be talking about than some blonde bimbo whose only ambition in life is to be a blonde bimbo.
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| Maat
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Mon Jul-30-07 11:37 PM
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| 3. I see that she's getting a whole lot of sympathy (n/t)! |
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Mon Jul-30-07 11:39 PM
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| 4. You left off. Run for presidential candidate as a Republican |
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She's at least as qualified as that bunch of clowns already running.
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| John Q. Citizen
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Tue Jul-31-07 12:00 AM
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| 7. It's not easy being whoever you are. None of us asked to be born. Hopefully, whatever |
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she does will be more full-filling than posting on on a message board about celebrities.
If I had my druthers, which I don't of course, I'd hope she would do something compassionate, do something that helps another, do something kind.
I don't know her so I can't say if that's already happened or not.
As my friend says, ain't life rich?
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| Wiley50
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Tue Jul-31-07 12:04 AM
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| 8. The Best Thing For Paris To Do Now |
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is to make sure that all her young immigrant muslim kids
get decent jobs and good living conditions
so she won't have them rioting and burning autos anymore
OH! You mean Paris Hilton!
Well, then change "immigrant muslim kids" to "Fellow Citizens"
and I'll still go with the above comment
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