Official Change of the US Emblem

[IChing]

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle
to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

http://povertybarn.typepad.com/povertybarn/2005/09/official_change.html