Minister Charged With Indecent Exposure

[Ghost in the Machine]

Minister Charged With Indecent Exposure
Published: 7/31/07, 6:06 PM EDT

JOHNSON CITY, Tenn. (AP) - The minister of a Baptist church has been charged with indecent exposure and driving under the influence, and police officers say he propositioned them.

Tommy Tester, 58, of Bristol, Va., was wearing a skirt when he was arrested last week after allegedly urinating in front of children at a car wash, police said.

Police also said Tester offered to perform oral sex on officers who were sent to the scene.

Authorities identified Tester as the minister of Gospel Baptist Church in Bristol and an employee of Christian radio station WZAP-AM in Bristol.


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[baby_mouse]

1. This has got to be some sort of competition.

I swear these family value types are aiming for some kind of hypocrisy prize.

[Ghost in the Machine]

6. Kind of a "Best of the Worst"??

I'm telling you, it's a crazy world out there. Republics and christians creep me out..

[baby_mouse]

10. They're a pox on humanity.

They contribute nothing of value. They just take, take, take, take, eat, eat, eat, it's all me, me, me all the time.

Worthless shits.

[SpiralHawk]

2. I'm shocked, shocked I tell you, that he did not have the decency to wear diapers.

What kind of republicon Christian moralist is he, anyway?

Get your diapers on, Tommy Tester, like a good 'family values' republicon.

[Ghost in the Machine]

7. Really.. what *was* he thinking with that skirt on??

... of course, the report didn't say he wasn't wearing a diaper, so that leaves us an opening for speculation... if we play by their rules.

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[Ghost in the Machine]

5. I wondered why I didn't see it. You usually have these covered..

I wasn't aware we couldn't post them in here anymore...

I guess christians don't like their charlatans exposed...

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[karlrschneider]

4. That's inspiring:

Tommy Tester, he put on a skirt,
Had a drink and then went out to flirt
Waved his weenie at all
But the cops got a call
Now he's in a real world of hurt.
:D

[Ghost in the Machine]

8. !!!

Good one! :thumbsup:

[karlrschneider]

9. Heh heh

:D
:hi:

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

11. I thought Baptists frowned on drinking

And if they didn't before, I bet this little incident has convinced the deacons of his church to make sure they only have sober candidates for pastor.