I'm pretty sure there is some form of time distortion, can't prove it

[tech3149]

I was posting a comment to a thread around the end of Malloy's show, the next thing I know, it's 4 in the morning while I'm finishing up my post. I might be slow on the keyboard and put a lot of thought into what I say(type), but that's that's more than a minor time difference. Could I be an alien abductee?

[Skittles]

1. put down the pipe and get some sleep tech

yes INDEED :hi:

[MADem]

2. Don't take the brown acid, maybe???

http://www.countryjoe.com/woodxxx.htm

[krispos42]

3. Does your ass hurt?

Are you turned inside out?

Any unusualy symbols shaved into your head/back/chest/butt/pubes?

Does the word "rishathra" ring any bells?

[MissMarple]

4. Get a good couple of nights' sleep, a get back with us.

Good night, sweetheart. I'm heading off to bed myself.

Abductee?....ermmm.....maybe post holocaust fiction instead of scifi would be a better fit. "A Boy and His Dog" is pretty good. Harlan Ellison rocks.

[annabanana]

5. When I'm on DU, the same sort of thing happens to me. .

I'll be reading and posting (and laughing and cursing) and the next thing you know the kids and Mr Banana are wondering where the heck's dinner. . .

[HysteryDiagnosis]

6. Banana would be one thing, but "Mr. Banana", you must be a very

lucky woman... I'm just sayin'.

[radfringe]

7. my theory

there are temporal bubbles. some are large, some are small. Some slow down time, others speed up time

ever been at work and the day seems like it's dragging? You mention this to a co-worker and they say yeah, dragging for me too. OR the day just seems to speed by, and other people remark about the same thing happening to them.

these are temporal bubbles floating around and get 'stuck' in a particular spot until some other force breaks them loose to float somewhere else.