WONKETTE: hooker goes to Iraq Green Zone for contractors NO GI customers

[yurbud]

She did a generally snarky piece on sending escorts over to entertain the hired gun, but one part of the escorts post stood out:

My apologies but at this time I am unable to plan any meetings w/active duty military. (*The members of PMC community has an exclusive arrangement during this visit*) Kisses ~Tori

http://wonkette.com/politics/sex-on-the-breach-dept'/iraq-contractors-to-have-hooker+in+residence-284569.php

I would not necessarily advocate sending hookers over to Iraq, but if some were going anyway, they should service every soldier before a single mercenary or dickless ass weasel from Liberty University cowering in the Green Zone while he privatizes Iraq's water or something.

Maybe that's how Democrats could end the war--simply stop funding escorts being flown into the Green Zone until it turns into one big blue ball on the map.

[aquart]

1. I like this suggestion.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. So now the Bible banging Reich Winger's tax dollars are...

indirectly paying for exporting poontang. I'll bet God is tickled shitless.

[yurbud]

3. he's probably first in line for the shit tickling.

[Hubert Flottz]

5. My Ole Pappy always told me, that...

"If Gawd made anything any better than poontang, he must have kept it for himself!" I always was a Firm believer in that exalted religimous theory of my Pappy's!(no pun intended)

[frustrated_lefty]

4. No.

Even if a woman prostitutes herself, it's her choice----minus pimp threats.

"they should service every soldier before a single mercenary or dickless ass weasel from Liberty University cowering in the Green Zone while he privatizes Iraq's water or something."

I understand the sentiment, but it's wrong.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. I think "Family Values" means...

A damned good deal on sex!

[yurbud]

13. family values means her group rate

[yurbud]

11. they should not lower themselves by services the dickless ass weasels then

and taint their reputation by keeping company of ill-repute.

[wndycty]

7. This deserves a kick

:kick:

[DemoTex]

8. Kind of like the official Mobile Field Bordellos that accompanied the French Foreign Legion ..

An integral part of the ill-fated French garrison at Dien Bien Phu were two BMCs (Bordels Mobiles de Campagne). Strange, but true.

Dien Bien Phu: The Epic Battle America Forgot Howard R. Simpson

[WinkyDink]

9. "No G.I. customers." Suuuuuuuure.

[DeSwiss]

10. This is the first coherent policy decision....

....in Iraq for the Bush Administration. At least we know:

a) what the action is for,
b) how it will be accomplished,
c) and when she's done, there will be definitely be a strategic withdrawal.

And the best part is, for once its somebody else that's getting screwed besides us.....


- K&R

[yurbud]

12. Most of the Bushies over there will either be waiting for Jeff Gannon or ask for the strap on

[yurbud]

14. any chance White House press corps will ask Bush or even Tony Snow about this? Helen Thomas?

[donsu]

15. you actually think that soldiers should be "serviced"

puke

[yurbud]

16. I put a big caveat on that--IF hookers are being flown in anyway...

do troops before parasites.

[Katherine Brengle]

19. Didn't you get the memo? Men have a right to sex.

It is inherent.

:puke:

[yurbud]

20. my rights are being violated then.

[eridani]

22. We all have a right to sex

It's just that so many men seem to think they have a right to another person's assistance with it. What ever happened to Rosy Palm and her five daughters?

[yurbud]

17. put this on your favorite newsrankers. I already submitted to Digg & Netscape LINKS

http://news.netscape.com/story/2007/08/02/hooker-going-to-iraq-says-no-troops-private-contractors-only/

http://digg.com/world_news/Hooker_going_to_Iraq_says_NO_troops_private_contractors_only


And I saw it first on Buzzflash.net:
http://buzzflash.net/story.php?id=20524

[Katherine Brengle]

18. Puke. Fucking puke.

I'm not even going to read the article. WHY THE FUCK DO MEN THINK THEY HAVE A FUCKING RIGHT TO SOME WOMAN'S VAGINA????????????

The concept of prostitutes being made available to men during war is nothing new.

It IS disgusting.

[Skittles]

21. it is, no matter how they try to legitimize it

:puke:

[KharmaTrain]

23. Spoils Of War...

Explain the sanity of war? The sanity of any of what's going on? There is none. It's all base tribalistic games...that's all war has and always will be. With that ultimate insanity comes the other acts of insanity that go along with it...and that includes considering women property or spoils of this war.

Personally, I'd rather see government outsourced hookers at the ready to relieve the high testosterone war brings on then some local girl.

Yes, it is disgusting, but what war isn't?