Why can't I get an hour with the President?

[leftist.]

If only I spent my days lying to other homophobes and loyal bushies on the AM dial then maybe I could get my own private hour with the President. I thought about calling the White House and demanding equal time, telling them that I also hosted a hate radio show and just making some shit up, I'm sure they don't actually check what you say seeing as how Michael Medved was allowed in.

Getting into character would be a snap - how hard is it to just pretend to hate anything that isn't traditional, white, and male. It'd be like any average day in Cheney's brain - "Boca burgers?! Go fuck yourself!", "Buying the name brand Post-It notes is affecting the bottom line", "John Edwards is a faggot", and so on. Probably the first thing I'd ask bush is, "Why the hell are you meeting with me? I'm already on your side! Shouldn't you be trying to convince the other 70% that disagree with you?".

What I'd really like to know is which of the 10 or so hosts that got to meet with him offered to perform oral sex on him ... and which ones were turned down. Do you think Mark Levin imagines himself with hair when he's giving the president a blowjob?

[Xenotime]

1. I think its interesting that he will see Peck but Cindy Sheehan...

how two faced.

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. Back story?

Who is Peck?

[radfringe]

2. if you have the funds,....

when money talks - bush listens