Hey Chimpolini, warble us a chorus of Bridge Over Troubled Water!

[Bluebear]

Heh heh heh! heh heh heh! Hit a trifecta!! heh heh heh! Them weapons must be here somewhere! Nope, not over here!

Sorry, any appearance of compassion or interest in the country you have led...to rack and ruin...rings empty and hollow.

[Kutjara]

1. Even Monkeyboy's geetar has to have the Presidential Seal.

Just like his boots and, I'm guessing, underwear. Is that so he knows what stuff's his, or does he have to keep reminding himself who he is?

[Bluebear]

3. "Golf Cart One", if you can believe it.

[Kutjara]

4. Oh facking hell!

This guy really is an eight-year-old in grown up clothes.

[terrya]

6. Insecure much, George?

That bespeaks of insecurity to me. That kind of silliness and having the Presidential Seal embossed on all of your personal belonings.

0he Segway that he fell off of a few years ago...was that "Segway One"?

[Rick Myers]

7. Fucking Retarded!!! Jeezus!!!

Does he crap on Shitter One???

[pretzel4gore]

8. he's the 'Farting Decider'

Caligula wasn't as ridiculous as junyer...and Caligula never had a pigmedia trying to make him look good

[malaise]

2. I was singing that song this morning

and wishing I had the time to rework the words for this collapse.

[SoCalDem]

5. from b3ta

[Sequoia]

9. What the....I don't remember that album cover.

And that paperclip...how'd it get to the bridge?

[Berry Cool]

10. Some people think even a tragedy

is an excuse to be funny, I guess.

[lonestarnot]

12. May as well laugh as cry in your fucking soup.

[lonestarnot]

11. Paperclip sa duzy!