BleedingHeartPatriot
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Fri Aug-03-07 07:26 AM
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Discovery of the Densest Element Know to Science.
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named ‘Bushcranium’. Bushcranium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol for Bushcranium is ‘W’.
Bushcranium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcranium molecule, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcranium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity or concentration. This hypothetical quality is referred to as ‘Critical Morass’.
When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has ½ as many peons but twice as many morons.
Happy Friday, :-) MKJ
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Fri Aug-03-07 07:41 AM
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1. I think I finally understand chemistry |
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thanks for the morning chuckle :donut:
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