Escort offers 'services' to private military contractors in Iraq

[NNN0LHI]

http://content.hamptonroads.com/story.cfm?story=129669&ran=4180

The gap between uniformed soldiers and private military contractors is about to get wider.

In a posting this week on an adult Web site, "Tori of Atlanta" offers her services to private contractors deploying to Iraq. On The Erotic Review site, Tori says she will be in the Middle East for three months, including a stint in Baghdad's heavily fortified Green Zone.

"I am in a unique position of entertaining from a secured compound," she writes, later inviting contractors to visit her Web site for details on "setting aside a few moments to enjoy some R&R ... American style. Sandstorms, Camels, heat and protective gear ... now a quick reminder of home!!"

But uniformed troops need not apply. Tori closes her posting with this stipulation: "My apologies but at this time I am UNABLE to plan any meetings w/ACTIVE DUTY MILITARY. (*The members of PMC community has an exclusive arrangement during this visit*) Kisses, Tori"

[TahitiNut]

1. Where's General Hooker when we need him?

:evilgrin:

[Adsos Letter]

4. !!!

"Hooker's Girls"...

:rofl:

[Dogmudgeon]

2. "I'm not a Madam. I'm a concierge!"

Or courtesan, as the case may be.

Tori of Atlanta, Exclusive Courtesan for the Discriminating Gentleman.

Praise be unto The Google.

--p!

[pepperbear]

3. Hi I'm tori. I only date big strong fascinistas with big ....

indy contractor bank accounts! I don't go down on E1 and up!

call me!

[yorgatron]

5. does Kieth Olbermann know about this?

[enid602]

6. disposable income

I guess her perception is that the contractors have more disposable income. It's not surprising, as contractors average about ten times the pay of enlisted folk. Glad to see that yet another enterprising republican is thinking 'outside the box.' And who said that war spending isn't good for the economy.

[Zywiec]

7. The Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ)

probably doesn't look kindly on this type of recreation. Especially for married Soldiers.

[stirlingsliver]

8. Torio Fat Lanta?

Maybe there is a market for the services of Torio Fat Lanta.

Sounds a little strange to me, though.