Freepers! Explain how Saddam could have moved the WMDs!

[EstimatedProphet]

HOW?!

Do we not have spy satellites and spying capabilities, which are the best in the world?

Didn't we "know" the supposed mobile weapons labs for what they were, instead of how they were disgused? Why wouldn't we have known that the WMDs were actually WMDs, if Saddam was moving them into Syria and we could figure out the other disguises? We had all the intelligence apparatus of the US trained on Iraq, and you expect us to believe that millions of tons of WMDs were thrown into a semi and trucked into Syria WITH NO ONE NOTICING?

Fuck, freepers are stupid. I can't believe this idiotic idea is still going around.

[Richardo]

1. He did it at night, duh.

:eyes:

[underpants]

9. Okay so we were able to track $1 Billion on tractor trailers right befor the invasion but NOT WMD

right?


Eiher this story is complete BS
OR
There seems to be some problem with priorities (or IS there ;-) )
OR
the freepers are more of a pack/herd/troop of morons that previously considered possible.

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2003/05/07/1051987733993.html

The family of Saddam Hussein looted $1.42 billion from Iraq's central bank before his downfall, a US Treasury Department official said today.

The New York Times said Saddam sent his son Qusay to the vaults of the central bank in the hours before the first US bombs fell on Baghdad to load nearly $US1 billion ($A1.58 billion) onto three tractor trailers.

"All I can do right now is confirm this report of $US900 million taken from the Iraqi central bank by the Saddam Hussein regime or family," the Treasury official said, speaking on condition of anonymity.

He could not immediately confirm the details given by The New York Times.

But the report said Qusay reportedly turned up at the vaults with a letter from his father authorising the seizure at 4am on March 18 to carry out what could be the biggest bank heist in history.

[EstimatedProphet]

17. Thank you! You gave me a good laugh!

[iamthebandfanman]

50. bah everyone knows

he had a secret supply of magical vanishing pixie dust that osama gave him

lol

[BobRossi]

2. Better question..

Someone explain how Dems keep enabling Little Lord Pissypants in his quest to spy on every American.

[NavyDavy]

8. quit trying to hijack the thread

[junkiebrewster]

3. My kool aid drinking grandmother and uncle

were spouting this crap at our 4th of July gathering. I tried raising every point you just made, to no avail.

Apparently, I underestimated the capacity for stupidity within my own family.

[NavyDavy]

4. i believe it is still around...they are in denial they were wrong

[SpiralHawk]

5. "Uri Geller, you librul pinkos." - Freeper Homelanders

"You fact-based libruls never consider that, after a highly successful career as a spoon bender, Uri Geller could damn well have been paid by Saddam to move the WMDs using Strange Powers of the Mind, that only we Homelanders can appreciate. So there. You libruls are, like, so totally disloyal to the Homeland. Nyah, nyah, nyah."

- republicon Freeper Homelanders

[MrCoffee]

33. There is no spoon.

i'm really sorry, i just couldn't help myself.

[SpiralHawk]

49. There is a spoon

obstinantly

[Deep13]

6. FedEx nt

[JuniperLea]

36. That would be stupid...

Cuz UPS would have been sooooo much less expensive.

[Deep13]

44. I figured FedEx sometimes loses stuff.

My wife complains of that at her office sometimes. That would explain why no one now knows were the WMDs are.

[JuniperLea]

47. Bingo!

I do believe you are onto something here! Now, who has the tracking number?

:shrug:

[C_U_L8R]

7. You got to be pretty darn gullible

to still be supporting Bush and his joke of a presidency.

Freeps believe everything their masters tell them.
That's what makes em freeps. Kinda freepy.

[JuniperLea]

40. They are in his power...

Just like their namesakes... the Kool-aid drinkers at Jonestown... sad, really. They would rather walk headlong into their deaths than to question Lord Pissypants.

[kenfrequed]

10. Hmm

Well Dr Strangelove helped Saddam build huge underground tunnels between Iraq and Iran and they were driven there. Obviously.

Oh and Saddam is still alive too, the guy they killed was a paid actor. Of course The tunnel actually goes deep into the earths crust and comes out in utah. So now US forces must occupy that tunnel or they will come to fight us over here.

And they found secret plans there too. Plans to attack all the Sizzler steakhouses in Delaware.

[unpossibles]

11. because freepers/23%ers are the political version of guys who call sex lines

they don't really want to disbelieve and ruin the fantasy, so they don't. Period.

To admit they were wrong - an ability which I have noticed is very uncommon if not nonexistent in the 23% club - on ANYTHING raises the question that perhaps they were wrong on everything. Think about it: one of the main reasons they gave for backing Bush is that he sticks to his guns regardless of polls, facts, popularity, legality, etc. It is something they admire about him and themselves. "NEVAR BACK DOWN!" and all that.

They will never, ever admit that they were played for fools, and if they sort of do admit it, it's in the very popular form of "well, everyone in Washington is corrupt" meme. But that won't stop them from voting for the next Liar (R) either.

[WTF cubed]

12. Sooo simple, you silly Democrats!

The pairing of HP with the Terminator!

[NewJeffCT]

13. Bush's own hand-picked weapons inspectors debunked that story

David Kay and Charles Duerfler. Both said there was no substance to the idea that the WMD were there, and then moved.

Those were Bush's own hand-picked people.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

14. Boy did Doug Feith do a great job with this. I can't believe it's still being used!

Feith "leaked" this to Stephen Hayes of The Weekly Standard. The neocons tried to spread a "plausible" lie, oops! Explanation... :puke: Rick Santorum was using this when trying to keep his Senate seat last year.

Hayes is the same shill that just wrote Cheney's "biography".

[EstimatedProphet]

31. It's still being used, and it takes no time at all to refute!

Anyone that thinks about it for more than 5 seconds knows that it is bullshit!

[DemInBuckhead]

15. Not to mention, if the WMD are in Syria

Wouldn't they be a serious threat to get into the hands of terrorists to use against the US. After all, Syria isn't exactly our best friend here so why would be concerned about WMD in Iraq, but not in Syria?

So are these folks then admitting that Bush has probably allowed the WMD to get in the hands of all sorts of bad actors since we did not invade Syria?

Idiots.

[EstimatedProphet]

19. And why aren't we looking for them in Syria?

There was a brief screamfuck about invading Syria a few years ago, and it died out. If he WMDs are really there, then why didn't the Repubtards make more of an effort to get them there?

[JuniperLea]

41. The light is better in Iraq... eom

[librechik]

45. good one n/t

[Cass]

16. How come the ones who do believe this nonsense aren't pissed off

that their sainted leader, George, has done NOTHING to get all those WMDs back??

[SammyWinstonJack]

27. Good question. How about it FReeps? Answer that.

:rofl:

[hadrons]

18. what would be Saddam's motivation for moving the WMD to Syria

Isn't the point of having them is to use them against an invading force??? Or do these dummies believe that Saddam did it because they wanted Bush to look bad (which is what I've heard from the kool-aid drinkers)

[EstimatedProphet]

20. That's another good one

Saddam hated Bush so much that he let his country be invaded and himself overthrown, and lived in a hole in the ground for months, before he was finally captured and executed, BECAUSE HE WANTED TO EMBARASS BUSH.

Talk about holding a grdge!

[treestar]

21. And why don't we go into Syria NOW?

LOL, this is one that proves to me that its spouter is a kookaid drinker! It sounds logical on the face of it, and so people who do not think for themselves are satisfied with it!

:rofl:

[DBoon]

22. He got illegal Mexicans to do it

assisted by cross-dressing homosexuals

[Lint Head]

23. I think they are up Bush's ass. There has to be a lot of room up there

considering all of the other people and things that is up his ass. :dem:

[UnyieldingHierophant]

24. There are satellite photos of many trucks outside weapon depot before the invasion you know...

just sayin'

[EstimatedProphet]

25. Yeah, that proves it.

[sniffa]

28. ah ha!!

take that aLL you treasonous Libtards.

[Mz Pip]

42. Makes sense

If you know you're going to be attacked, move the weapons where you can't use them. So logical! :rofl:

Mz Pip
:dem:

[Johonny]

26. Saddam

is the Devil. And because you don't believe in the saving power of Jesus you can't see the WMD's in those satellite photo's. Only those that truly have Jesus in their hearts can see through the devils tricks.

[EstimatedProphet]

29. That does explain a lot.

[Madspirit]

46. GREAT Explanation

Thanks. :rofl:


Lee

[rockymountaindem]

30. He put wigs on 'em? n/t

[Blue-Jay]

32. "Here comes the invasion. Quick! Hide the weapons!"

Makes perfect sense to me.

[JuniperLea]

34. Better question still...

If Saddam had WMD, why not use them against us instead of hiding in a hole? He was an evil genius, right? Why would he literally go underground instead of using those weapons to protect his interests and his sovereign country?

[treestar]

35. Exactly, and why send them to Syria, at that?

Put them in the hands of another nation? When this is all over, how can he trust Syria to return them? :rofl:

[JuniperLea]

39. I'll predict the Freeper response to that...

Well, Syria promised Saddam they'd use them on the US troops... but they lied to him!

Or, wait... wait...

Didn't you see all those trucks lined up? Uhhh... Saddam was a very bad man! The Iraqis are soooo much better off without him... and their electricity, and their country...

Oh... wait... wait...

Look over here! Look at these shiny keys!


Ugh... my brain hurts now.

[EstimatedProphet]

37. Because he could never stand against the might of the Good Ole US of A!

He knew he would be doomed, no matter how many WMDs there were, or how strong his army was! He was standing against The Mightiest Force The World Has Ever Known! So he hid all his weapons to fool us, because there was no possible way that Our Great Army could ever be defeated, ever!

Of course, that begs the question as to why he would let things go so far as to be invaded, if there was no possible way he could win. BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT! USA!USA!USA!

[JuniperLea]

43. Yay team!

:sarcasm:

[Mz Pip]

38. Better question would be

Why would they move them to Syria? Here they are under threat of attack by a powerful country and they move their weapons??? :wtf: That makes no sense. If Saddam was will to use weapons on his own people, it really doesn't make a lot of sense that he would not be willing to use them on incoming invaders.

If I knew someone was going to break into my house and kill my family I wouldn't move my guns to the house down the block. :crazy:

Mz Pip
:dem:

[MiniMe]

48. Too much Hannity

He is still spouting off this propaganda