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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-07-07 09:59 AM
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I think this is a joke
but it gives a very accurate description of the participants.

President Carter, President nixon and Vice President cheney are on a sinking cruise liner. President Carter says lets get the women and children in life rafts. President nixon says fuck the women and children. Vice President cheney asks do we have time?

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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-07-07 10:02 AM
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1. a very accurate description indeed
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lazer47 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-07-07 10:02 AM
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2. In Cheneys case I think it is real
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-07-07 10:06 AM
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3. I think Cheney would have just shot them.
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-07-07 10:06 AM
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4. I think Cheney would form a corporation and charge Carter and Nixon
for lifeboat access after he had secured a a no-bid contract from the ocean liner company. No doubt he would also whore out the women and children giving them a nickel of the $100 he received for services rendered. If the complained he would threaten to dump them in the ocean.
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-07-07 10:07 AM
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6. And the really sad part of this thread
Nobody's joking.
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Sal Minella Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-07-07 11:46 AM
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11. And if questioned later, he would not recall masterminding any of these things.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-07-07 10:07 AM
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5. Was he going to **** them with Lynne's dick?
otherwise how would that work?
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-07-07 10:43 AM
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10. Thats so disrespectful
to our wonderful vice president and his beautiful and patriotic christian wife. You make them sound so unseemly. Speaking of unseemly, how did they ever have kids? Oh I remember, he needed another deferment.
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yardwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-07-07 10:09 AM
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7. I like and applaud your choice of capital letters!
It is indeed President nixon and Vice President cheney.
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-07-07 10:12 AM
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9. Just my small way to protest those who should be protested
but compared to cheney, nixon is a saint.
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-07-07 10:11 AM
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8. I don't think it's a joke. It sounds like Cheney to me.

:P

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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-07-07 11:48 AM
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12. What would President Clinton say? n/t
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