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[Kadie]

[TomInTib]

1. "Hello? Is this Jack Nicholson?"

[Raejeanowl]

32. It Is?

Jack, did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

[Gregorian]

2. Gee Barb, thanks for th pills.

[no_hypocrisy]

3. "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"

[Captain Hilts]

14. You made me laugh out loud for the first time today! Thanks! nt

[sakabatou]

4. Yes? Is this the mayor of Gotham?

Yes, I have stolen all the nooks and crannies in the world and I hold them ransom for... 2 ZILLION dollars!! BWAHAHAH!

[zabet]

5. "It is so nice when my buttons match the drawer knobs." n/t

[Solly Mack]

6. "Oh yeah...oh yeah...touch me there........turn the page"

[krispos42]

13. Damn, you beat me to it!

First thing I thought of! :-)

[Solly Mack]

20. LOL! Sorry

:)

[TahitiNut]

21. "Well, I'm sitting here in my negligee, touching myself. What're YOU wearing?"

:evilgrin:

[Solly Mack]

24. "Diapers...wanna play 'I was a bad boy'?"

[commander bunnypants]

7. I am wearing curtains

CB

[MrCoffee]

8. i'm wearing an off-white pinstriped suit with black buttons...what are you wearing?

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

9. Yes, Mr. Bin Laden. George and I are fine. How's the family?

[liberal N proud]

10. The first lady (sort of) learns about the new device called the telephone

[Ezlivin]

11. "So George, he says, 'There are WMD' and I say 'We're going to be late for the party'"

"And I still don't like the looks he gives Condi."

[Gregorian]

12. You know, when I squint my eyes I can't see any of the ugliness.

[greenbriar]

15. yea 26 in one week ...bushy says the surge is going well

god what a stepford wife


she is pathetic

[JeffR]

16. "Oh, well, you know nobody suffers more than we do... and you?"

[pacalo]

17. OT: Why do these sociopaths insist on being photographed with big smiles plastered on their faces?

If they had any sense of decency, they would at least pretend to be concerned about their military constituency by getting up out that chair & visiting Walter Reed Hospital or attending some of the funerals.

[Oilwellian]

18. Hello Senator Vitter :D

Let me check my appointment book and see if I can fit you in. :evilgrin:

[MorningGlow]

19. "Yeeaaahhh, I decided to go Goth--just to shake things up a bit"

"I'm starting with black lipstick. Maybe a couple of tattoos soon..."

[Gregorian]

22. Knowing they're listening in is kind of comforting.

[madrchsod]

23. "oh,i was looking at the montgomery wards catalog..

really ? you mean they went out of business?..

darn i really wanted the outfit on the cover"

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

25. "I'm delighted you'll be at the meeting with the rest of us Stepford Wives".. BTW

I believe that after a certain age, very few women can get away with such dark liptstick. Laura isn't one of them.

[rurallib]

26. "Kilo of Maui and some blow. Get it here by 5"

Me 'n' Condi gonna do Georgie"

[guitar man]

27. "I can get 200 Valium at a time?

...great, can you get that order here by 5, and make sure they are the blue ones, not the yellows"

[The Straight Story]

28. "Can you believe those poor people asking the government for money for food? We need more weapons.."

[Jack Bone]

29. Hello...Miss Cleo?

[Adsos Letter]

30. "Hello...'Good Vibrations?'...yes, I'm looking at your...

14" 'ultramax' gas operated vibrator with 'pleasure dimples' and onboard 'star-apangled-banner' audio option...is that 'dishwasher safe'?"

[skip fox]

31. "George, don't be silly. They're _my_ panites and you can't wear them. Especially

not on web-cam. . . What are you thinking?"

[democrat2thecore]

33. Silly. Lounge material.....nt

[Kadie]

35. Hmmm. Maybe... but I live in GD.

:hi:

[Bluebear]

34. "Yes, 2 of the Absolut mandarin, 1 Gray Goose...yes...2 cartons Marlboro Lights...mm hmm..."

[BringEmOn]

36. ...and...Hi, Fredo, I know you're listening in...

[Sparkly]

37. "Doctor, I'm telling you, since the last lift my face has been stuck in this expression!!"

"I can hardly move my mouth right now to speak to you!"

[Blue Belle]

38. "That's absolutely right, Miss Cleo, I am married to an asshat..."

"Let's talk about my inlaws now." :)

[angrycarpenter]

39. "get satan on the line and bring me a cup of tea"

[Dawgs]

40. What is that thing she's talking into?

Can't the WH afford those and improved cordless ones?

[The Gunslinger]

41. "There will be no more wands at Hogwarts"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

42. George, my name is Laura. I'm your wife. We talked 2 minutes ago.

I'm the one you said looked like a snowman. Remember?

[peekaloo]

43. Yes, page 71, second pic from the top. Seems kinda small. *giggle* Do you

have the 'Mandingo' model? Oh good. Are batteries included? Fabulous! I'll take two.

[dancingme]

44. "Yes, Bar, my approval ratings are still higher than yours ever were"

so shove that up your beautiful mind!"

[Jack Rabbit]

45. Honey, that worthless limp sausage doesn't suspect a thing.

!!

[unkachuck]

46. I'll put 50....

....on Greasy Chimp to place in the 5th....

[lonestarnot]

47. "Yes, she is still looking for her beautiful mind the old bag, and I have the worst case of gas..."

[Patsy Stone]

48. I've been reading the script you sent over, Sidney,

and, frankly, I think the part's a little too small.