Ode to Democrats Like you!

[Breeze54]

Tool › Jerk-off (7:04)

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/t/tool/jerkoff_20139410.html

Someone told me once
That theres a right and wrong,
And that punishment
Would come to those
Who dare to cross the line.

But it must not be true
For jerk-offs like you.
Maybe it takes longer to catch a total asshole.
But Im tired of waiting.
Maybe its just bullshit and I should play god,
And shoot you myself.
Because Im tired of waiting.

Consequences dictate
Our course of action
And it doesnt matter whats right.
Its only wrong if you get caught.
If consequences dictate
My course of action
I should play god
And shoot you myself.
Im very tired of waiting.

I should
Kick you,
Beat you,
Fuck you,
And then shoot you in your fucking head.

[Breeze54]

1. Jerk-Off !

Jerk-Off Lyrics

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Artist(Band): Tool
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/t/tool/jerkoff_20139410.html

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Jerk-Off-lyrics-Tool/DE1D70F388C9489548256A57002B26F8

* Used to be a bunch of assholes that lived in this part of the building, here..
But we systematically removed them like you would any kind of termite or roach *
**spoken prelude**

Someone told me once
that there's a right and wrong
punishment was cure
to those who dare to cross the line.
But it must not be true
for jerk-offs just like you.
Maybe it takes longer to catch a total asshole.
but I'm tired of waiting.

Someone told me once
that there's a right and wrong,
punishment was cure
for those who dare to cross the line.
But it must not be true
for jerk-offs just like you.
and maybe it's just bullshit
I should play god
and shoot you myself.
tired of waiting.

Consequences dictate
course of action
and it doesn't matter what's right
It's only wrong if you get caught.
If consequences dictate
my course of action i should
I should play god
and just shoot you myself.
tired of waiting.

(die now)? **confirmed, but is whispered in background.**

shoot it
kick it
fuck it
shoot you in your fucking head.

**note: these are the lyrics sung on record. stage versions contain countless variations, and Maynard's original transcripts posted online are different again.**

[Breeze54]

2. These people deseve :

Kudo,sQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

Be opened Minded

[Breeze54]

3. Sometimes I wish I had 24/7 edit power!

:P

But I still like the words and lyrics!! :P

[DemocratSinceBirth]

4. Why Would You Want To Kick, Beat, And Fuck Somebody And Then Shoot Em?

eom

[Breeze54]

5. I wouldn't but I might think it, like most people

who do think it but never act on it.

It's a song, a poem. That's all.

But it does allow others to address those feelings and express them

and for that? I applaud the writers, the poets and the musicians.

;)

[DemocratSinceBirth]

6. That's Food For Thought...

I have hated people and wished they were dead but the thought quickly passed and now I can look back at those thoughts with bemusement...

[Breeze54]

7. Exactly...

We all have those feelings and thoughts, even if some deny it.

They exist. It's only human, and we're all human, last I checked.