Young Republican President Resigns in Sex Scandal!

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http://www.news-tribune.net/breakingnews/local_story_219210228.html

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Another repressed, horny Republican bites the dust! At least he wasn't wearing these:



The chairman of the Clark County Republican Party — who last month was elected president of the Young Republican National Federation — has resigned both posts, apparently in the wake of a criminal investigation.

On Tuesday afternoon, Glenn Murphy Jr. e-mailed media outlets a letter announcing his resignation from both positions, citing an unexpected business opportunity that would prohibit him from holding a partisan political office.

However, the Clark County Sheriff’s Department on Friday began investigating Murphy for alleged criminal deviate conduct — potentially a class B felony — after speaking with a 22-year-old man who claimed that on July 31, Murphy performed an unwanted sex act on him while the man slept in a relative’s Jeffersonville home.

Murphy, a 33-year-old Utica resident, has not been arrested nor has he been charged with a crime. A copy of the police report has been posted on an politically focused Internet site and another was provided to a reporter with The Evening News and The Tribune on Tuesday evening.

[L. Coyote]

1. Waking up Republican ain't what it used to be! = Wonkette has Satire and Police Report

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

the boys of cummer dept.
Indiana Perv Busted for Heading Young Republicans
http://wonkette.com/politics/the-boys-of-cummer-dept%5C%5C'/indiana-perv-busted-for-heading-young-republicans-287248.php

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5. that police report- oh, my!

And even worse, when his victim asked him what he was doing to his penis, Mr. Murphy replied with his mouth full! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Pedophiles, daiper-boy baby-wannabes, House page harrassers, adulterers... the Republican Party represents Family values, alright! :rofl:

[0007]

2. ....'tis the new wave mate!

At least he didn't sneak up on a homeless gentleman a sleep in a city park and bugger him.

[Botany]

3. Snort!

"According to a pair of police reports, the alleged victim and his sister claim Murphy contacted
them several times after the alleged incident occurred to inquire as to whether they were going
to file a report with police."

funny you can't pull up any information on him @ the young repugs site now.

[MADem]

4. Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette!!!! nt

[onethatcares]

6. it's morning in America

all over again.

[Oilwellian]

7. Wow

This story is hard to swallow. :evilgrin: