Did I just hear on my teevee that Bush is being treated for..

[Virginia Dare]

Lying Disease? Excellent!

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Electroshock therapy required for that sort of thing?

[Canuckistanian]

13. Just to be on the safe side n/t

[acmavm]

2. I don't think they'll be able to cure the guy. I'm afraid he's a goner.

[karlrschneider]

3. Oh, damn, I thought they said LAME disease!

:D

[journalist3072]

4. He was treated for it last year, but it's just becoming public knowledge now

The White House says they did not disclose it last year, because it was discovered AFTER last year's annual physical.

This year, during his annual physical, the lime disease was listed under Past Medical History.

[Peregrine Took]

10. As usual, it was kept secret by the paranoid secret hoarder. Who cares???

[Gregorian]

5. You'll never believe this.

I was looking at a website on frontal lobotomy history. That, by the way, is the "icepick" lobotomy in that photo.

But I was actually thinking if Bush had been the recipient of one. You know, they did a few of those on unruly kids, and lots of them were undocumented. And you know what a love filled creature Barb is.

http://scienceblogs.com/neurophilosophy/2007/07/inventing_the_lobotomy.php

[BeHereNow]

6. I hear that the victim's nose grows so long that they lose all respiratory functions

Poor thing- not much hope for recovery from what I hear about the disease...
BHN:evilgrin:

[RC]

7. Go to your room!

[BeHereNow]

8. Heh-heh...

I'm ALREADY in my room.
Wanna join me for a :toast: ?

BHN

[RC]

15. Sure!

:toast: :beer:

[billyoc]

9. Our thoughts and prayers are with the family

of the tick.

[FourScore]

14. I think you mean: Our thoughts and prayers are with the tic,k. n/t

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

11. He needs a conscience transplant but his family won't give their consent

Goes completely against family tradition.

[BlooInBloo]

12. I bet I could cure him of it.... using techniques that are completely legal, per the AG.