Caption Time! The Lurking Dick: What is he thinking? [PICS]

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[Akoto]

1. Looks like he's using mind control powers on *. n/t

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2. Does that work?

Considering the subject is brainless?

[JNelson6563]

24. Wouldn't * need a mind for that to take place?

:shrug:

[Double T]

3. Practicing ventriloquism with his idiot.

Only question: Are dick's lips moving?

[Olney Blue]

4. What lips?

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6. heehee

Maybe the old man is simply looking through the hole between Dubya's ears to the other side of the room.

[Gold Metal Flake]

5. Cheney lurking behind the bushes. 'Member that?

Back in April?





He must be all over that shithead Shrub. He must be the browbeater from hell. They must have some real shit between them, but Bush is scared by him at heart. Tyrants are always sick fucks.

[blogslut]

8. Ya have to hand it to Darth

He knows how to hide in the sidelines.

[Gold Metal Flake]

14. In the shadows, if you will...

"We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality-judiciously, as you will-we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do."

A "senior adviser" to Bush, as quoted by RON SUSKIND.

[C_U_L8R]

7. Oink!

[Richardo]

9. It's a total eclipse of the Dick

[yardwork]

10. LOL!!!

[Gold Metal Flake]

15. LOL! "Never look directly at the dick" n/m

[Blue-Jay]

17. Hahaha!

Good 'un Rich! :thumbsup:

[Richardo]

20. :D

:hi:

[Gold Metal Flake]

11. Maybe, behind the scenes, the little turd is resisting.

Maybe he's becoming hard for that fat bastard to control?

[BlackVelvet04]

12. Today my 80 year old mother

and I were talking and she said "Dick Cheney is evil and he scares me." This from a woman who usually voted republican. Yep, mom, he is evil.

[Botany]

13. Please tell me that these are photo shopped.

What a creepy ass shit.

Hard to believe he was one of 5 Congressman who voted that keeping Nelson Mandela in
jail in S. Africa was a good idea.

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16. not chopped

They are hotlinked (i suck) directly from yahoo news.:)

[unkachuck]

18. sorry, the dickster....

....doesn't have those 'wrinkles' above the inner corner of his left eye; thats a zombie clone....those 'wrinkles' are micro-chips....

....the real dickster is in his palatial cave in Montana programming the chimp and his clone while discussing '08 election tricks with osama....

[Fearless]

19. Hold on... here's the script here... one for each picture

D: Oh please Georgie, just a little taste?

D: Wh-why not? I just want to return the favor.

D: Oh! Jeez, how embarrassing!

B: Ah Laura! New pants!

B: All dirty?!?



Too far? Not far enough?

[skip fox]

21. Dick is thinking (repeatedly): "Damn. I should have told him about

Santa Claus after his second term ended. Now we're f*cked."

[youthere]

22. "Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra dammit!"

[ElboRuum]

23. The moon with the rebel base will be in range in 30 minutes.

[Kip Humphrey]

25. The Master Puppeteer

[marmar]

26. "He came out of light speed too quickly. He is as clumsy as he is stupid.....

Captain Neder, you are in command now."

Apologies to all non-Star Wars fans.