PAY ATTENTION!! Grow your OWN dope.

[BigBearJohn]

Plant a republican!

(and don't forget to
fertilize it with
LOTS of bullshit.)

Revised because of an
idea from fellow DU-er.
(see below)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. LOL!

No thanks!

I'll pass on that one!

:rofl: :rofl:

[EFerrari]

2. . . .

:rofl:

[JTG of the PRB]

3. HA! Now THAT'S comedy!

:rofl:

[CelticWinter]

4. LOL!!!!!!

You should of put a warning on that one I was taking a sip of coffee at the time LOL.
:rofl:

[TOhioLiberal]

5. I've seen something similar on a bumpersticker.

It said 'grow your own dope. Plant a man!'

[BigBearJohn]

7. Thanks for the idea. I think I will revise the post. Thanks. Very funny!

[TOhioLiberal]

10. You're welcome...

:hi: BigBearJohn!

[TheMadMonk]

20. "Plant a Pom"

I seem to recall seeing that one beginning sometime in the 70's. And it probably goes back through Belgian, Polish, Irish and a dozen other ethnic variants.

[FourScore]

6. Hey...That's not funny, man!

I've got this secret fear that my kids may become republicans in order to rebel. What else are they gonna' do? I'm for legalizing everything else.

[Ghost in the Machine]

8. Great Slogan! I made a graphic for you...

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[BigBearJohn]

11. OH MY GOD. THAT's GREAT.. I'LL USE IT!!!

[Viva_La_Revolution]

9. like this?

[BigBearJohn]

12. My my my, tsk, tsk, tsk. We sure do have some VERY creative people here at DU.

YOU WIN THE PRIZE.
Now HOW do I transfer that to
a bumper sticker. I LOVE IT.

[greyl]

14. Did you do this one? :

http://victoryshirt.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=31

[BigBearJohn]

21. Nope. This was my first time seeing it.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

22. nah, I just found it on the internets somewhere.

:hi:

[cui bono]

30. That's fantastic! I would replace Ashcroft with Gonzo though. Just my opinion.

[countmyvote4real]

13. How do I get some Republican?

And what does it cost nowadays?

[Ghost in the Machine]

17. Hang out in public bathrooms??

:shrug:

And judging by Rep. Bob Allen (R) Fl, the cost is $20....

The only other way seems to be by being a female between the ages of 2 and 15... http://www.republicansexoffenders.com

[countmyvote4real]

19. eww! That's not what I meant. n/t

[loudsue]

26. LOL!!!

:rofl:

[VP505]

15. No need

to fertilize, they already come LOADED with bullshit.

[Canuckistanian]

16. I don't do that shit any more.

It rots your brain.

[loudsue]

27. I resemble that remark!

:kick:

[ellaydubya]

18. Thanks for the laugh!

I will use this in conversation tomorrow, one way or the other. This will be fun!

[Gregorian]

23. Sorry,but I've decided to trim my Bushes.

Haha. Good one.

[TheMadMonk]

24. Why not just sow the soil with salt and be done with it.

No neo-con republican should be planted shallower than 6 feet.

[Phrogman]

25. cattle manure smells much better than repunk bullshit

anyday

[book_worm]

28. This country already is saddled with a home grown dope

[radfringe]

29. If I found republics growing in my garden, I'd be out there with some

and a

[Maddy McCall]

31. I've heard that this specimen fertilizes itself.

It supplies its own steady stream of bullshit.

:D

[formercia]

32. Might as well plant some 'Shrooms' too..

http://mushrooms.simons-rock.edu/genus/Hebeloma/

"The Corpse Finder" (H. syriense)