*** Official chimp presser thread #3 ***

[L. Coyote]

#2 http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1549864

[spanone]

1. 19 kids did 9/11???? he just said they were 19 kids.

children with boxcutters?????

[Maddy McCall]

He did indeed.

[rodeodance]

39. yeah Bush-------Saudi kids came over for a visit on the OIL ships

[Bluebear]

3. They used to be "folks" . . . they're regressing

[L. Coyote]

16. Campaign ad material.. Divorced from reality!

[Canuckistanian]

61. Damn kids

First, they're stealing apples off our trees. The next thing you know, they're flying planes into the Pentagon.

I blame the parents.

[Maraya1969]

68. Foreign Exchange Students n/t

[Bluebear]

2. "Ish it worth it to the guy living in Crawford, Texas? Or to your children?"

"I have come to the conclusion it is worth it"

Yikes.

[Maddy McCall]

4. I could not send a mother's child into combat if I did not believe it...

was necessary for our short term and long term securty.

[Bluebear]

6. "Repeat the threshold question! Does it matter? - KERRAZY

[AngryOldDem]

29. So when do Jenna and Barbara ship out?

Until then, I really don't give a fuck if he thinks it's worth it. Have some personal stake in it, THEN we'll talk. Otherwise, it's nothing more than moving toy soldiers around on a big table like the moron colonel in the movie Stripes.

[sabra]

5. Rove's telling him to use the "kids, young" meme

- 11 kids blowing up buildings
- mothers sending their kids in harms way
- young baby democracy

[H2O Man]

7. He's going downhill.

I thought he was pathetic earlier during this press conference. He is pulling out all the stops.

[Bluebear]

10. He had to run out of the room before he collapsed

[rodeodance]

28. post abc They are talking of Pic of Holding hands and "Duking it out"

[Danieljay]

8. George, SHUT THE EFF UP and answer an EFFING question you MORON.

I can't stand this man. He is a pathetic slob.

[Cameron27]

9. Tweety thinks it was a powerful presser!

[Bluebear]

13. Majestic!

[sabra]

14. really?!?

[marmar]

23. So Tweety still has his * mancrush going on?

:loveya:

[atreides1]

62. Tweety Swallows

What did you think that film over his lips was from, a glazed donut?

[MiniMe]

11. Cool, I just saw a grizzly catch a salmon on the grizzly web cam

Thanks to whoever posted the link.

Can you tell I'm bored with this presser?

[wiggs]

64. link please. Sounds cool. nt

[MiniMe]

70. It is! Something new to be addicted to for the summer recess

http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/wildcamgrizzlies/index.html

[Botany]

12. I just heard 30 seconds ....

..... :puke:

Is it worth it? How can I send a mother's child off to face danger .....
and when 19 people can get on jets .... and kill people.

[spanone]

15. thank you mr junior and go fuck yourself

[Mist]

17. Tweety characterizes this as a "powerful press conference" for * . Because * didn't slur too much?

[oldtime dfl_er]

26. did tweety drool?

did he mention how manly the chimp was? did he talk about his package?

www.scarebaby.com

[eleny]

18. Matthews now heavy into rehabilitating *

[babylonsister]

20. He's positively drooling! I'm gonna be ill. nt

[Bluebear]

19. Chris Matthews, you are loonier than George W. Bush.

[H2O Man]

25. There are times

I like Matthews, and respect his opinion. This is not one of them.

[eleny]

34. Keith has his work ahead of him today

[Kool Kitty]

48. Matthews is astounding.

I thought Bush was practically incoherent. Matthews thinks if Bush farts, he's hearing Beethoven. Unreal.

[rodeodance]

21. 4th REC

[sabra]

22. CBS correspondent Laura Logan is debunking * re: Iraq and Iran relationship...

[likesmountains 52]

41. I would like to see her at a press conference someday asking him questions..she's smart and willing

to be very frank about things.

[L. Coyote]

24. "One thing we learned, Bush has a boxing stance." Not much else, except

reconfirmation of incompetence.

[Bluebear]

27. Matthews: "It was WONDERFUL hearing the President tell us his philosophies!"

[Liberal In Texas]

36. He must have been provide a translation into English then.

[rodeodance]

46. oh Tweety------you and Bush are such Kindred spirits! so so alike!

[L. Coyote]

30. CNN discussing polling. Disapproval 66%

[Liberal In Texas]

31. That man is a total embarrassment. Barely understandable.

I take it from all that, that they REALLY want the Iraqis to get those oil laws passed!

That, and they're studying more corporate welfare.

[L. Coyote]

35. Imagine rambling like that in a job interview!

[Liberal In Texas]

43. Totally drunk people can put sentences better than that.

Oh, yeah. Maybe he was still hungover.

[L. Coyote]

50. A hangover fits quite well. Maybe we are back to Nixonian wandering the halls drunk.

[karlrschneider]

32. Well, I missed almost all of it...thanks for keepin the threads going!

Had to run out to the airport for some charts. (I did tivo it, might have a look later)
:toast:

[rodeodance]

33. all 3 networks carring the presser. And Bush was a JOKE!

[L. Coyote]

38. More like a medical/psychological mystery. Why so dysfunctional.

At the very least, someone hid the coffee!

[rodeodance]

37. post:----cbs Talking of PRES NOT increasing taxes even for Bridges/infrastrure

[Maddy McCall]

40. Guys, turn your TV to CSPAN...time for Crazy Callers!

:D

[bagrman]

42. I don't know how you stomach watching the clown. Sad

[Cameron27]

44. OMG Tweety thinks he was WIDE AWAKE!

I think I slipped down the rabbit hole.

[eleny]

45. Matthews says * is clear eyed

Deep rehab.

[rodeodance]

59. Wonder why Tweety feels a need to talk of this?

[eleny]

63. If we not harbor any idea that Tweety is neutral it becomes clear

[ShortnFiery]

66. If Tweety does not say that "The ruling Polticos" do not have farts smelling like "roses" - then

him and wifey will no longer be invited to all those glorious "within the beltway" mega socials.

And we're talking about pulling out all the stops with regard opulence and presentation. Tweety can't risk that, especially since he's the politco ruling classes (both parties) favorite Disinformation Go-To Man within the Corporate M$M. :shrug:

[L. Coyote]

47. Does anyone have a professor who is a worse speaker? Less coherent?

I would have dropped the class if I had ever had a prof this lame!

[TheWebHead]

49. TWEETY!!

omg... wtf is up with this guy? Is he brown nosing his way into getting an interview with *? Have they obtained embarrassing photos of Tweety? I'm about ready to vomit.

[Sewsojm]

54. Tweety made me PUKE

what a total Ass Kissing Bastard!!

[helderheid]

51. I'm late to this party - why is he holding this conference?

[Bluebear]

52. He's going on vacation until September and "clearing the decks"

[rodeodance]

53. caller of young son: She is against this war. Feels sorry for troops. War is a mess.

[Bluebear]

55. Enid, Oklahoma thinks he did very well & wants a caller to explain what "freedom" means

:silly:

[rodeodance]

56. oh my god----a Dem caller saying Bush did well. Wants to know what Freedom means.

[rodeodance]

57. Repug caller----saying yes we SHOULD KISS up to SA----we get our oil from them.

[Bluebear]

58. "Or how will these Dems get their hybrids to work?"

Shut up you simpleton.

[rodeodance]

60. what a SNOT!

[uppityperson]

65. Thank you for posting this so I don't have to listen.

[Greyskye]

67. "Paks"

Did anybody else hear Shrub say something along the line of "we're working with the Paks..." while talking about Musharraf and Pakistan. My jaw just about hit the floorboard (good thing I had just parked).

Did he really say that? :wow:

[Greyskye]

69. Yep, he did:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,629781,00.html

Naive Bush slights Pakistanis with a short-cut


Matthew Engel in Washington
Wednesday January 9, 2002
The Guardian

President George Bush's fractured command of international nuance landed him in yet more trouble yesterday as Pakistanis protested over his casual use of the abbreviation "Pakis", which is widely regarded as an offensive epithet.

He was trying at the time to defuse tensions, saying: "We are working hard to convince both the Indians and the Pakis that there's a way to deal with their problems without going to war." However, he was not quite working hard enough.

Article continues
Syed Adeeb, the editor of the Washington-based Pakistan Times, said that he had received about 50 emails from readers complaining they had been insulted.

On second read, it sounds as if he did the SAME THING yesterday, and already got nailed for it. For him to use the same insulting term the very next day is, well, nothing short of idiocy/standard-Bush-policy.