CAPTION * or be damned.

[skip fox]

W is saying, "It's not that winning means everything, but that we can't have victory without it. That's why winning is so important. It's essential for victory, and victory means winning. And they're both necessary if we want to succeed in Iraq. If we win then we'll have victory. It goes without saying. . . . Next question."

[Richard Steele]

1. Coming to you live from the middle of a sea of blood....

[JTG of the PRB]

2. "Intelligence sources have told me there is a fish THIIIIIS big in the White House fountain.

I'm gonna go catch that fish, and bring him to justice. He will learn that he cannot hide in our water, in our fountains, and plot against the American people. I will personally see that he gets what's coming to him. So I say this: bring 'im on!"

[Whoa_Nelly]

3. I can only hold on to this much stupidity at one time, and then I forget what I'm doing

[Fresh_Start]

4. Use the Googles to read about "Pyrrhic Victory", George!

EOM

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[Deep13]

6. Bush sinks into a sea of red ink.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

7. My attention span is this long

which is why I don't unnerstand them there big words all the time.

[Warren DeMontague]

8. "I Like Big Butts, and I Can Not Lie.

You Other Brothers Can't Deny"

[skip fox]

10. "So I got a headache thinking about it and I decided to ask you guys.

I mean, you're pretty smart to be in the press corps. . . . Well, here's the thing: It seems like all the presidental legacies are already taken. I can't emancipate anyone or even start all the national parks all over again. And someone's already had a great society and won the war against facisism and brount down the commie wall, and. . . . Well, I just can'ty seem to think of anything and the clock's ticking, like they say, so if any of you guys have an idea, you can just raise your hands and, . . . Anyone? . . . Don't be afraid to speak up. . . . Anyone? . . . Not you, Helen. . . . Come on, guys, think!"