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[Mythsaje]

WASHINGTON, DC—The Mysterious Congressman, whose presidential campaign continues to be propelled by the dashing, effortless flair with which he exposes the cowardice and duplicity of lesser legislators, challenged presidential candidates of both major political parties Monday to a great public debate.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/mysterious_congressman_challenges

[TahitiNut]

1. !!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[hootinholler]

3. What is that contraption? n/t

[TahitiNut]

4. See ...

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/butterfly_fuck_swing_filled_with

[hootinholler]

2. That's rich!

"Capitol police called to the scene once again found only a single red-white-and-blue rose, accompanied by a stack of talking-point memoranda written in the form of tastefully understated rhyming quatrains."

:rofl:

-Hoot