If you could ask bushie one question, what would it be?

[Babsbrain]

My question would be:

Why, when you wanted to portray yourself as a compassionate Christian, did you expect us to believe that you were one, when the key person in your administration was unequivocally and well-documented the 'king of dirty tricks'?

As the protege of Donald Segretti and friend of Lee Atwater, both documented political bastards and politial assasins, Karl Rove is famous for his disusting attempts and underhanded tactics to destroy good people.

A good, Christian, honest, compassionate, intelligent, sage leader would NEVER have appointed Karl Rove to be 'bushie's brain'.

That's where you lost the American people. It was there all along who you really were.

[mrcheerful]

1. When are you going to unzip your pants and see how screwed up you made the country?

Oh gee now I'm speaking Bushinese.

[WritersBlock]

2. Mine would be, "Why do you hate America?" Seriously.

Because no one who loves this country could possibly treat its people as badly as he has.

[live love laugh]

19. Ditto. nt

[TahitiNut]

3. Mine would be ...

... "Are you going to shut up and behave or do we have to have the prison guards put you back in the straitjacket?"

As long as we're being hypothetical, let's be hypothetical.

Impeach. Remove. Indict. Convict. Imprison. (Rinse. Repeat.)

[sutz12]

4. Did you really shit your pants in that classroom on 9/11/01? nt

[angrycarpenter]

5. Did you pick dick or did he pick you?

[frogcycle]

6. How can you live with yourself?

What is is like to know you are probably the single biggest fuckup in the history of humanity?

[Yael]

7. Mine: How do you sleep at night?

Troops are getting massacred without appropriate protective gear, yet you are funding Halliburton/KBR to give them monogrammed towels?

People are dying in the streets over here because of the greed of the health 'management' industry, and your answer is that the system is the best in the world?

Your government allows mine OWNERS to dictate rescue/recovery operations yet insists that FEMA should have unlimited powers at the whim of a penstroke?

You mortgaged the house to China to fund your insane war against Iraq KNOWING that they can and will call in the note and without notice (after they are done poluting every water source in Asia and poisioning our toothpaste and children's toys)?

...just off the top of my head

[KarenS]

8. I have nothing to ask him,,,,

I don't believe anything he says ~ ever.

[Richard Steele]

9. If I was asking on LIVE TV, and he wasn't wearing his radio earpiece: "what's six times seven?"

I think that one would be quite revealing.

[Ezlivin]

10. Did you or any of your administration have foreknowledge of the 9/11 attacks?

Why did your brother Jeb Bush sign an Executive order on Sept. 7, 2001 and on Sept. 11 sign another Executive Order declaring martial law in Florida even though it was not the target of any terrorist attack? And why is this law still in effect?

Why did you claim to have seen the first plane hit the WTC on two separate occasions?

And why when you were asked about having foreknowledge of 9/11 did you have such a difficult time answering with a simple "No"?

[theoldman]

11. I would ask him when he was going to start thinking for himself

and stop letting other people influence him so much.

[Seabiscuit]

12. Which circle of Dante's "Inferno" do u think u belong in (because one of them has ur name on it)?

[Middle finga]

13. I would ask him did he really believe Iraq had all of those evil

weapons that they claimed and if he did truly believe it, that means he was willing to sacrifice 10 of thousands of soldiers to disarm the evil Saddam of his tons of evil weapons. Yet you refused diplomacy and was anxious to go to war. So looking back on that I have to conclude Mr. Bush you're either a lying bastard and knew Iraq didn't have those weapons or you are a crazed psychopath who was willing to send our soldiers to be slaughtered you bastard!

[Babsbrain]

14. Why was the staff of the White House immunized against anthrax

on the night of Sept. 11, BEFORE the anthrax attacks targeted Leahy and Daschle, and put thousands of Americans at risk, and killing five?

[Seabiscuit]

15. Have you ever actually read "My Pet Goat"?

Or did you just look at the pictures?

[Uncle Joe]

16. Are you digging tunnels in the mountains of Paraguay and

if so, is it because you know global warming is for real, and a follow up question will the Blackwater mercenaries serve as your personal security when you move there?

[patrice]

20. You stold my question!

Now I will have to think of another.

[Uncle Joe]

22. I'm sorry patrice, but

you could do a follow up question and ask him if he plans on taking Pickles with him or does he have someone else lined up?:)

[patrice]

25. Good one! And how about . . .

"When your neighbor Reverend Moon comes over to borrow a cup of surgar, will you two compare your crowns?"

Or how about, "How much do you expect to be charging for the fresh water in the aquifer your property in Paraguay sits on?"

[Uncle Joe]

26. Yes, that water will become a most precious commodity in

in the not too distant future.

This reminds me of that series of books about the rapture titled "Left Behind", only it's not heaven where the faithful will be going, it's Paraguay.

[billyoc]

17. Who wrote your masters thesis?

You illiterate prick.

[EFerrari]

18. How much would it cost to make you go away?

Really, let's stop fooling around.

[patrice]

21. How does it feel to be the living personification of King Herod?

Oil Royal Families = Pilate
BushCo = Herod
All of the innocent Dead = Jesus.

[Just-plain-Kathy]

23. Is the fix in for the 2008 elections?

[TheCowsCameHome]

24. Do you realize how much harm you've done to America?

Seriously - I doubt it.

[IDemo]

27. If a train left Philadelphia traveling 45 mph,

and will you resign another train left Detroit traveling 35 mph, at what point will you resign they meet?

[hisownpetard]

30. Love it! n/t

[IDemo]

32. Nice user name. Is there a 'hoisted' around here?

[hisownpetard]

34. I don't know - but if you find him, maybe he and I should, umm, hook up? n/t

[moondust]

28. Where on earth did you ever get the wild idea

that you had what it takes to hold public office - at any level?

[librechik]

29. why don't you be a good guy for once and just resign?

and would you mind taking Cheney with you?

[hisownpetard]

31. Quick question: Who's the President of the United States?

Answer: No, he's the Vice President.

[hisownpetard]

33. Do you want a copy of the Constitution for Christmas, or are you waiting

for it to come out in paperback?

[LuckyLib]

35. "With all of the amazingly talented Americans out there, how on earth did someone of your level of

brainpower ever get to high office?" Oh, that's right. You were "elevated."

[hisownpetard]

36. Does Laura like it when you put food on your family? n/t

[marlakay]

37. Do you care at all about the truth??

Followed by, come with me...into the deprogramming room of course. I think he is totally brain washed and believes his own shit...

Hard to believe anyone if they didn't wouldn't have some shame for all he has done. I would love to give him a shot of truth serum and see what he says...

Put him on live tv after the shot and let the people hear the truth....you could make billions because everyone would want to see and hear the truth come out of him.

[catnhatnh]

38. Once your head plunged in there, past your nose....

WHY didn't the SMELL tell you that A:There's something happening here"..and that B: "and the odor ain't fair...."...

[scarletwoman]

39. Nothing I would dare post on the intertubes.

But, you know that punchline from the frozen pizza commercial...?

:evilgrin:

[Aristus]

40. If the baby you aborted back when it was illegal, and the boy Pickles ran over and killed

(that IS illegal) were alive today, would they be serving in Iraq? Is it YOUR fault the military is having trouble reaching its recruitment goals? Just asking...