Larisa Alexandrovna at Huff Post: Bill O'Reilly Loves Matt Damon

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/larisa-alexandrovna/bill-oreilly-is-in-love-_b_60095.html

Larisa Alexandrovna| BIO | I'M A FAN OF THIS BLOGGER
Bill O'Reilly is in love with Matt Damon
Posted August 12, 2007 | 12:51 PM (EST)

No matter how hard Bill O'Reilly tries to be Joe McCarthy, he always ends up being simply the official Fox (minus News) dunce of hate and sexual frustration that has come to symbolize far right extremists. His sexual confusion simply gets the better of his fascist worldview every single time.

Although Billy usually prefers to write soft porn and on occasion children's books (which is certainly a disturbing combination), he has now taken it upon himself to go after Matt Damon for being un-American. While it is easy to believe that Billy is just displaying his usual fascist propaganda. The reality in this case, however, appears to be much more personal. Simply put, I think Bill O'Reilly has a crush on Matt Damon.

While it is true that Billy spends a great deal of time worried about
Lesbian gangs running amok all over America, his real and hidden fear is that Matt Damon will reject his rather smallish loofah.

Let's examine the latest Billy smear and take a closer look between the lines at the love that is causing him such agony:

Anyway, Damon runs around beating up four guys at a time and eluding authorities all over the world. However, he turns on the CIA, so they must kill him. But they can't since Damon is Clint Eastwood and Sean Connery times 10. Plus, he has Julia Stiles helping him. No way the CIA has a chance.

Billy clearly is lusting after the strong, muscular, killing machine that Damon portrays as Jason Bourne. Can you feel the sexual frustration expressed by Billy as he fights back tears of longing for a kilt clad Dirty Harry spanking him all night long? Does it really much matter that the above collection of words make no sense as a paragraph or that the CIA appearing in film as an evil organization has become nothing more than a cliché to everyone but Billy, when the agony of unrequited love is so painfully obvious?

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1. Is it possible to bill

HuffingtonPost for the hours of psychotherapy it'll take to get those images out of my head? Ewww, ewwww and double ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

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2. "His sexual confusion"-------HA HA---even Keith O can't beat that one!

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3. ah yes

another "he's a republican asswipe, therefore he's gay" article.

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4. "Billy clearly is lusting after the strong, muscular, killing machine" BILLY