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OK. The KKKarl departure has reminded me of a joke Daddyboy used to tell.

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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-14-07 09:59 PM
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OK. The KKKarl departure has reminded me of a joke Daddyboy used to tell.
Grape Creek College had begun it's first day of classes and the students were sitting quietly while the instructor was checking attendance on the roster. "Sizely, Shuster, Stinky... Stinky?" "Here," Stinky says in a shy voice. "Stinky?" "Here." Stinky repeats for the second time a little more loudly. He has the instructors attention now. "I'm sorry but we will not be using nicknames in class here at Grape Creek College. Son what is your legal name?" "Stinky." "Now son, I will ask you again, what is you real name?" "Stinky." "OK Stinky. Please remove yourself from this lecture hall until you can think of your name, divulge it to me and I will welcome you back." Stinky turns to the student on his right who happened to be his dearest bossom buddy, pal (personal asslicker), "Come on Shitty, he's not going to believe you either."



:toast: Here's to you Daddyboy. :toast:

I know you'd be happy to see Red Rover outta there too. And you'd probably be wishing he'd take Shitty with him.
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