Shouldn't we be fighting toys of terror over there so they don't kill our kids over here?

[Philosoraptor]

Terror terror everywhere, even in your underwear, even in your Barbie's hair, terror in Johnny's Batman Lair. Made in China, made with care, slaves are laboring to bring us terror, America's safer with Saddam in hell, how safe are the kids from the terrors of Mattel?

The kids got Chinese sneakers on their feet, there's Chinese poison in the wheat that they eat, my daddy tried to tell me bout the Red Chinese, now the Chinese toys are givin' Tommy a disease, Barbies for the girls, Transformers for the boys, kids in fucking danger from the Chinese terror toys.

Instead of havin' all of our Marines in Eye Rack, they should be here preparin' for the next attack, toys of mass destruction have invaded our land, but we're chasin' down Osama in Afghanistan. All o' my kids think I'm a piece o' shit, cause I threw away their toys in the incinerator pit, I used to be their hero now I'm just a punk, as I try to keep them safe from all the Chinese junk.

[Philosoraptor]

1. Dora the Explorer tried to choke my boys, now my girls got the runs from suckin' Chinese toys.

[Philosoraptor]

2. Santa's comin' to town with a buncha new toys, so I'm hidin' in the cellar with my girls & boys.

[Philosoraptor]

3. Chasin' after Osama is a hopeless cause, public enemy #1 is Chinese Santa Claus.

[porphyrian]

4. The Misfit Toy Liberation Front wants you! Support MILF!

[Philosoraptor]

5. Silver & gold, silver & gold, all the misfit toys have already been sold.

[porphyrian]

6. Don't believe the hype! There are MILFs everywhere! - n/t

[Clark2008]

7. Hopefully my little girl will never own a Barbie.

I'm sure not getting her one.

She'll get science kits and books and educational toys for dear ole Mom. Heck, since one can make a fortune being a chef these days, I may even buy her a toy kitchen set.

But no Barbies. :puke:

[valerief]

8. When I was a little girl, all I wanted a chemistry set. All I got were dolls.

So I played with my brother's Tinker Toys and Erector Set, but it wasn't the same. BTW, Tinker Toys and Erector Set sound like joke names now that I'm old and gray.

[Philosoraptor]

9. ADORABLE precious little kids there....

[LeftishBrit]

21. Off the toy topic - but that's a lovely picture of gorgeous children!

[Philosoraptor]

10. All of our toy are made by La Choy!

[Philosoraptor]

11. Poems are made by fools like me, but the Chinese can make a really killer Barbee!

[Javaman]

12. isn't there something weird about GI Joe being made in china? nt

[Philosoraptor]

13. Nothing could be fine-ah, than a G.I. Joe from China in the moooornin...

[Javaman]

14. LOLOLOLOLOL nt

[Joanne98]

15. OOOH! Good one! K&R!

[Philosoraptor]

16. My daughter Condaleeza nearly thru a fit, when I gave her a doll & said DON'T PLAY WITH IT!

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