Condom That Makes Your Willy Bigger Set To Be Huge

[Nomad559]

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/bigger-harder-stronger/condom-that-makes-your-willy-bigger-set-to-be-huge-290616.php

A condom that will make your erection even larger than it already is and last even longer than it already does—ain't that right, guys?—is on its way. British firm Futura Medical's CSD500 rubber will be launched by British condom manufacturer Durex under an as-yet undisclosed name sometime next year. And it's all to do with what's in the teat.

The condom contains a small amount of gel called Zanifil that dilates the arteries and increases blood flow to the penis, giving the wearer a firmness, increase in size and longevity that isn't needed at all, because you were just trying it out to see if made any difference, right? What I want to know is, what the hell are they going to call it?

:)

[iconoclastic cat]

1. Unfortunately, it won't increase your chances of actually getting to use it. nt

[redqueen]

2. A blessing.

:7

[iconoclastic cat]

3. I'd give it a shot, just for novelty's sake. nt

[Kikosexy2]

6. I guess...

your willy inflates til it pops the condom to smithereens...talk about orgasmic!...Well whatever will help the little guy is alright by me...

[redqueen]

14. Ahahahaha... expectin miracles are we?

I don't think it'll make THAT much difference in size... :D

[Parche]

11. Blessing

Is this seat really taken now??? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[LiberalEsto]

4. It's not the meat

it's the motion

[mikeytherat]

12. "It's not the size of the ship - it's the motion of the ocean."

mikey_the_rat

[dbackjon]

5. hey - maybe this will increase condom usage!!!

[npincus]

7. yeah but it also grows hair.. oh, wait a minute....

:evilgrin:

[krispos42]

9. French tickler? n/t

[krispos42]

8. A truly excellent idea

Man puts on Super-Swell condom. Goes from average to ohmiGAWD. Condom splits like the skin of a bratwurst left on the grill too long. Man swears, rips off broken condom, replaces it with a fresh one. Split, swear, replace, repeat.

They'll make millions.

Maybe they can make the condoms in some sort of progression. Put on a size-1 condom until it's too tight and/or breaks, then replace with a size-2. Then a size-3!

[hobbit709]

10. If you check the sizes of condoms on the box

for psychological :rofl: reasons, the smallest size sold is labelled large.

[fencesitter]

13. Soo, how do they test it?

When you take it off do you deflate like a balloon? PFFLLTPP! Or maybe we find out it causes permanent genital swelling. EEEwww.

[youthere]

15. Don't you find this all...well..a little HARD TO SWALLOW?

[BlooInBloo]

17. I can see how some might have trouble taking it all down, in a single sitting.

[youthere]

19. I'll bet they're expensive...people won't want to blow their whole load..

on a pack of these.

[Larissa238]

16. All it needs is this picture on the wrapper

[WCGreen]

20. An Old Spice Guy....

[acmavm]

18. The can call it Wee Willy Winkee No More

[thecrow]

21. Alternatively..... Big Willie

...or Slick Willie? Um... er...

[porphyrian]

22. I'm holding out for everyone to have a bigger dick than me.

Then, I'll get laid simply for being an oddity.

[Ahpook]

24. oh fuck....

:evilgrin:

That was good. Cheeks are hurting....

[porphyrian]

25. Heh, any time. - n/t

[RushIsRot]

23. New hope for Hummer owners!

:evilgrin:

[Kip Humphrey]

26. Let's see... "Head-On" is taken. How about "Hard-On"?

[uppityperson]

27. "Zanifil"? It fills your zani?

[CT_Progressive]

28. It should be called "Nice Sports Car"

... because when seeing a nice sports car, people yell: "Sorry about your penis!"

[Drum]

29. How about calling it Duurex...

"Adding that little extra U"

:D