Have they ever had a hurricane "Jesus".. ?

[SoCalDem]

Several hispanic names have been used,,but no Jesus..

Elena
Maria
Eduardo
Humberto
Paloma
Pablo
etc..

but no Jesus :evilgrin:

and Jesus is a VERY popular hispanic name

[XemaSab]

1. Jesus is coming!

:o

[Disturbed]

3. Maybe the next one will be named Osama.

I am sure the Busholini Regime would love that.

[SoCalDem]

7. Hre's a list of all 2007 named storms.. even cyclones.. Wanna name your baby?

name your baby a hurricane name :) babies wreak havoc on a household:evilgrin:

http://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/B2.html

[DeSwiss]

4. Jesus is full of hot air!!! n/t

:P

[HysteryDiagnosis]

8. Jesus is watching you.....

Jesus Is Watching You

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say; “Jesus is watching you.”

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around the room. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: “Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?”

“Yes,” Said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot: “What is your name?”

“Clarence,” said the bird.

“That is a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar. “What idiot named you Clarence?”

The parrot said, “The same idiot who named the rottweiller Jesus.”
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[karlrschneider]

17. HAHAHA....that's a good one!

:rofl:

[awoke_in_2003]

15. "Jesus is coming!"

Everybody look busy!

[Solly Mack]

2. Complete with "Jesus Blows" bumperstickers and t-shirts

[SoCalDem]

5. F-5 Jesus is coming to kick your ass..:) n/t

[Solly Mack]

6. The Jesus evacuation route...rapture this way

[shadowknows69]

9. Shouldn't they all be named that?

When the theocracy takes over I'd bet they will be.

[SoCalDem]

10. New agency.. Christian Hurricane Tracking Center

Abel
Babel
Cain
Deuterotomy
Elijah
F
G
H
I
Jesus
K
Lazarus
Mary Magdalene
Noah
O
Pope Pius
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
Xavier
Y
Z

[HawkerHurricane]

16. All male names from the Bible...

Abel -
Baez
Cain - this one's a killer
David
Elijah
Felix
Gideon -
Herod - watch the kids!
Immanuel
Jesus
Kenan
Lazarus - this one keeps coming back
Mary
Noah - brings his own rescue boat
Onan - spilling
Paul
Q - no q!
Rueban
Stephen
Thomas - doubt this one will hit land
Uriah
Vashti
W - none
X - none
Yochanan
Zion

[Terri S]

18. lol

Yur goin straight to heyell.... you know that right? lol!

[HawkerHurricane]

27. Maybe.

If God is just, I have nothing to fear, even though I don't believe.
If God is unjust, I have nothing to gain, even if I believe.

[SoCalDem]

19. Q.. Que'.. as in "forgive us our que pasas"

:rofl:

[krispos42]

11. There was Hurricane "Jesus Christ on a Crutch!"

Followed by Hurricane "Holy Fucking Moses".

[1monster]

12. I wouldn't want to be in the path of that one!

[stirlingsliver]

13. How About The Most Popular Boy's Name in Some Countries?

As long as were all speculating about male names for hurricanes......

How about the most popular name for boys in some countries?

Hurricane Muhammed.

Think that would work?

[TankLV]

14. How 'bout one named "Mohamed"?! THAT'LL be interesting...

Could create quite a bit of "discussion" amongst the fundy musilm trogledites...

[Colorado Progressive]

20. obviously Jesus was ALREADY here, DUH

[SoCalDem]

22. In Missouri? right.. In the Garden of Eden? Didn't he make lunch for Adam & Eve?

and leave his hat?..or was that Antonio Banderas?

[LostInAnomie]

21. That's what the ladies call me after a night of lovin'

;-)

[SoCalDem]

23. A disastrous windbag?

[LostInAnomie]

24. Whatever!

A PIMPastrous PIMPbag is more like it! :P

[Igel]

25. They have an iterating 6-year list.

New names--presumably ones that may be popular elsewhere, but which might be considered offensive by some--are added only when a name is retired.

http://www.fema.gov/kids/hunames3.htm is the list. For 2007:
Andrea
Barry
Chantal
Dean
Erin
Felix
Gabrielle
Humberto
Ingrid
Jerry
Karen
Lorenzo
Melissa
Noel
Olga
Pablo
Rebekah
Sebastien
Tanya
Van
Wendy

Let's hope they don't retire any names this year.

[SoCalDem]

26. and

http://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/B2.html