Soon, rather than lame speeches, w will simply tap dance at the podium.

[Philosoraptor]

They are running out of ways to stretch out the war show, like some vaudeville act from hell, just fill in time, run out the meter, you're losing the audience, snap it up, remember your lessons on faking sincerity, SELL IT!

Just like an old Johnny Carson routine on crack, the jokes are bombing and stinking up the joint, dick cheney will start tinkling "Tea for two" on the piano while dubya abandons the monologue and starts doing the old soft shoe.

You just wait till September folks, that's when the show really takes off, dancing girls, wild animals jumping through flaming hoops, General Betrayus will dive 200 feet on his horse into a damp sponge!

What the fuck? Can't you just smell the desperation? The people are booing out here, even throwing groceries at the players on stage, but the giant hook never comes out to grab dubya by the neck and drag his no talent ass off.

It would almost be funny if it weren't for all the thousands upon thousands of dead, tortured people cluttering up the stage.

[ThomWV]

1. Juggle 3 beer bottles at the same time

That would be cool!

[Philosoraptor]

2. Spinning plates on sticks is one of my faves.

[zabet]

3. While riding a unicycle! n/t

[Javaman]

4. Backed up by the "saber dance" on harmonic. nt

[Philosoraptor]

5. ................

[Philosoraptor]

6. .................

[radfringe]

7. why not... doing the hokey-pokey isn't working our very well

[mmonk]

8. Same thing.