Where are the "What do we tell the children??" stories on the MSM about

[sueh]

parents having to rastle all those dangerous Chinese made toys away from them? Please don't misunderstand me. I am NOT making fun of parents because I know what a battle it can be to have to take away some of the kids have favorite stuff. But, gee, can't the MSM try to make a parent's job a little easier by offering some really good suggestions on to take those toys away without your kids hating you? Wouldn't that make the kind of controversial tee-vee Blitzie is always trying to create??

[Red Zelda]

1. Say what????

There might be a Royal Wedding
and a Hurricane
and Britney's in Jail
and Michael Vick Can't Play Football
and ... Real News

Ah, Dumbfuckistan dying day by day!!!