What did I miss? I came home to hear the words "our sacred

[rzemanfl]

United States" coming through our TV. Did God come down this afternoon and bless us or was this one of Ari's propaganda pieces?

Should we all start guarding the "holy places" in our respective neighborhoods now?

[madokie]

1. surely you gist, there is no Holy places here

[rzemanfl]

2. Aw shit, the lower case H and the quotes gave it away. n/t

[Doc_Technical]

3. My dyslexia is most severe when I encounter the words..

"sacred" and "scared".

[rzemanfl]

4. I'm not dyslectic at all and it scares the crap out of me. n/t

[Cyrano]

5. I have a friend who's going into the turban manufacturing business.

The guy has always been able to spot trends, so he'll probably make billions over the next few years. He's guessing that all males will be required to wear one.

He also considered the burka business, but he figured American women were too tough to put up with that kind of crap.

[razors edge]

6. Cantonese language books.

Thats where the real money will be.

[Cyrano]

7. Boy, you commie lovers never give up, do you? Sure, they own all of

our debt, but do you really think "TRUE AMERICANS" are going to pay so-called "debts" to people who eat wonton soup and fried rice? Wake up, you traitor.

(On edit: I'd explain how you've been taken in by those who hate America, but I have to go take my meds now.)

[razors edge]

8. Obviously a little late

with those meds there, double up and get back to the war soldier. :)