Freedumb isn't free

[Bjorn Against]

You liberals don't seem to understand a thing 'bout freedumb. Us Republicans understand freedumb though, and we understand freedumb isn't free. In fact freedumb requires great sacrifice. That is why we are sending your sons and daughters off to die, because we can't wave our flags and talk about freedumb if we aren't sacrificing someone for that freedumb we talk 'bout.

Don't you worry though cause just because your sons and daughters are dying for our freedumb does not mean that Iraq is not a really safe place. You see there are all kinds of really good things that are happening in Iraq, but the liberal media only focuses on the bad news. If the liberal media would just quit reporting facts and stick to our talking points then freedumb would prosper and everyone would see all the good things us Republicans have done in Iraq. Good things like, um well, ahhh...I heard that there is a school in Baghdad that has not been bombed yet. Oh wait...I forgot that schools indoctrinate kids with liberal propaganda so schools couldn't lead to freedumb. So maybe that school is not an example of freedumb being spread to Iraq, but I did hear George Bush say that freedumb was on the march. George Bush is right and I can prove it, here is a photo that shows a march for freedumb that recently happened in Iraq:



As you can see that march was very similar to one of the Republican freedumb rallies we have here at home. And right after we have one of those freedumb rallies we have a "no new taxes" rally, after all just because freedumb isn't free does not mean we should have to pay for it. We can just charge freedumb onto our children's credit cards, they won't mind. After all because of programs like No Child Left Behind our kids are sure to understand freedumb far more than they understand math so they won't figure out that they are getting screwed.

The evil liberals are trying to stop us from charging freedumb on our credit cards though, they believe in such horrible things as education and freedom. That is right instead of freedumb they believe in freedom. They think that people should have the right to peacefully assemble, the right to habeas corpus (whatever the hell that is), the right to a fair trial, and the right to impeach those in power who violate our laws. But us freedumb advocates know that none of those rights are important, the only way we can advance freedumb is to put our foot down and say that the only people who are worthy of impeachment are Democrats who have consensual sex. Down with freedom and up with freedumb!

God bless 'Murica.

[LiberalAndProud]

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