A Spokesperson for the 29%: Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[malaise]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

:rofl: :rofl:

[trumad]

1. OK--- just shoot me now...

For a minute there I thought it was Jessica Simpson.

[malaise]

2. That is a higher level of

fugging dumb.

[maddezmom]

3. very painful to watch

:wow:

[malaise]

8. But, but, but

US Americans don't have maps!!! :rofl: :rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

4. If that's the lighthouse, I'll just run the ship aground now

yeeeesh :wow:

[Fuzz]

5. Um, what?!

[malaise]

6. I don't think she had a clue what she said there

Fugg!

[MiniMe]

7. "And I want to be a vetinarian because I love children"

Does she have any brains at all in her head?

[IDemo]

9. Can you find Paris on a map?

"Uhm, I think that she's right there, near Beverly Hills, right?"

[FearofFutility]

10. Poster Girl

for the campaign to Dumb Down America. She didn't win, did she??

[malaise]

12. I hope not n/t

[zanne]

11. She reinforces the stereotype of...

dumb blonds.

[underpants]

13. "US Americans"

:wow:

[Ezlivin]

14. A top graduate of Regent University, honors graduate in applied makeup

Soon to be overseeing a major federal agency in the Bush administration.

[malaise]

20. Don't rule that out n/t

[ChairmanAgnostic]

51. don't knock home schoolin' - it got her into REgent!

and everyone in her family would have been proud, but no one could read the notices of her graduation, so they ignored it.

[lumberjack_jeff]

15. Looks like we've found a replacement for that justice department vacancy. n/t

[wordpix]

28. she's perfect---can't think or speak but looks great for * photo ops

[high density]

16. ??????????????????????? ???????????????????????????

People need more maps I guess?

[Bitwit1234]

17. Didn't Colorado win this year???

I think North and South Carolina were two of the five finalists.

[snappyturtle]

18. OMG! We don't have maps???????????? Pit-tee-ful. n/t

[riona]

19. The dumbing of America is progressing on schedule

[Junkdrawer]

21. My wife's best friend from childhood has two drop-dead-gorgeous retarded daughters...

Special Ed - the whole thing.

I don't laugh at them and I don't laugh at this poor creature.

[Ishoutandscream2]

35. Good point - she may have learning disabilities

that are obviously beyond help. It's possible she may have been Special Ed., or at a lesser level, 504. And yes, in my 22 years in education, I have known some drop dead gorgeous young ladies and "all American" looking young men who were classified SpEd.

Good call - there may be some underlying problems with this young lady that we know nothing about. It isn't funny at all.

[Kingshakabobo]

37. Or maybe she is just a twit.

:eyes:

[Ishoutandscream2]

41. Could be

Ya never know. Still not laughing.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

52. Or she was scared

Or it wasn't the question she had been told to expect. Or any of a thousand other reasons.

Whatever it was, it wasn't funny. Just sad on several different levels.

[hlthe2b]

49. and you think if true, her parents would enter her in this contest?

Jeez, they must be into sadism, big time...:shrug:

She just very self-absorbed, unaware, uneducated, and embarrassingly ignorant.

[JanMichael]

22. Man oh man. That's SO sad and hopefully not the norm.

Or is she?

[acmavm]

23. "I personally believe that US Americans"...

Right there, the first words out of her mouth, told you what to expect.

I have a feeling she'd play hell finding America on a map herself.

[malaise]

29. Bingo

I cracked up from that point. :rofl:

[acmavm]

31. WHY would anyone send someone that intellectually challenged to

represent their state? Why?

[malaise]

33. I don't think rational people support these

beauty contests. As a teen growing up there was a standard joke about the beauty contestant who was asked about her favourite dish and sweetly replied Pyrex. Now I haven't been a teen for decades. Pretty and dumb appears to be par for the course.:D

[acmavm]

34. I'm sure you're right. But this little girl is a true flat-liner.

[RaleighNCDUer]

47. That's not a bad answer!

I've been using the same Pyrex cassarole dish for years!

[hootinholler]

55. As opposed to Canadian Americans?

They do exist. The rest went downhill quickly though.

-Hoot

[ChairmanAgnostic]

56. and don't forget Poland!

isn't that in the west someplace?

[King Coal]

58. Actually, it is ok to say US Americans.

[iamahaingttta]

24. Why couldn't she just say...

"I Don't Know"???

That would have actually been worthy of respect. ""Hmmm... that's interesting... I don't know."

People seem to think they have to have an "opinion" about everything. But you know what they say about opinions!

[Quixote1818]

25. I hope she was just nervous nt

[Vickers]

26. I think that's Fred Thompson's wife.

:spank:

[RaleighNCDUer]

48. Fred's wife NEVER looked so good. nt

[wordpix]

27. another clue that US infrastructure has fallen apart, esp. education

You think the MN bridge collapse is bad, I'm a teacher and this is serious!

[Jim__]

30. Well, how can you expect US Americans to find the US on a map

when we don't even haver one? We're too busy helping South Africans and Iraqis.

[derby378]

32. WHAT the HELL was THAT?!?

:spray:

[Mojambo]

36. I'm sure she's no scholar

But a lot of that looks like a "deer in the headlights" choke job.

I've seen people who aren't necessarily dumb choke up like that.

Again, not saying she's Einstein...

[BlooInBloo]

38. Guess: The Pretty Pagent Idiot?

[gratuitous]

39. Give the guy with a microphone a big, FAT raise

Because if it had been me, I would have deftly threaded the microphone through this bimba's ears. He deserves something for not just falling down laughing or being so appalled (such as) that he did physical violence on this contestant.

[malaise]

42. He was unbelievably cool

I would have cracked up with laughter.

[backscatter712]

40. As the Guinness guys would say,

BRILLIANT!!!

That's really special... Talk about dumber than a sack of hammers.

[ThomWV]

43. A tribute to the education system of the fine state of South Carolina

[NMMNG]

44. NCLB produces yet another fine product.

:scared:

[Rex]

45. Well, it goes to show you can have a pretty face and still 'make'

it. I still believe she is a zillion times better than ANY RW political pundit!

[ContraBass Black]

46. What astounds me is that the audience applauded.

[RaleighNCDUer]

50. Actually, it was a brilliant response.

It perfectly captured the reason why Americans cannot read a map, done in a cogently satirical delivery that should have won her the pageant.

[youthere]

53. "Our education should help the South African countries...

like Asia and Iraq countries"
*smacks head* Jeez.

[TahitiNut]

54. Gotta love them social promotions.

:puke:

"She's pretty and nice, so graduate her. She'll look good on stage."

[mconvente]

57. Hey, the winner of Miss Teen USA 2007...

wants to be an "entertainment journalist". So, yeah...

[avenger64]

59. I've never been more proud to be a South Carolinian,

let me tell you ...:sarcasm:

[yurbud]

60. 2.6 MILLION views! humiliation is now eternal except...

I doubt that she will remember being in the pageant for more than a few minutes, then she'll start playing with a ball of yarn like Bush.

[Warren DeMontague]

61. What the fuck did she just say?

Can someone translate? I've had conversations with 2 year olds that were more linear.

What the hell WAS that?

[malaise]

62. Someone should ask her

seriously :D