The "Ten Fingers of Stupidity."

[Mythsaje]

Oh, is Ted Nugent raving again? This misanthropic creep, this half-assed, half-naked would-be caveman is lucky to string two words together without resorting to grunts and howls. Anyone who takes him seriously is as demented as he is.

Not only is he a serial child-molester, but he's an admitted coward--having done the unthinkable to get himself out of going to Vietnam. And yet the RW STILL asks his barely articulated opinion on things he has no intellect to engage. Might as well ask a rabid wolverine what it thinks about the Presidential candidates.

Mr. Nugent says he never did drugs in the '60s. That's too bad. Had it been a megadose of LSD, combined with some frightening internalized bio-chemical reaction, we might be able to understand and even forgive his psychopathic delusions.

But instead, he denies he ever did, and then goes out and acts as insanely stupid as anyone who's ever exceeded the limit and fried his brain like a couple of eggs on a campfire skillet.

The fact that any television pundit (Sean Hannity, anyone) is so FUCKING STUPID as to care what this neanderthal nitwit has to say about anything is highly suggestive in itself. Ted's moment of relevence was a LONG time ago--anything he has to say now are the pathetic cries of a man desperately trying to find someone who actually gives a shit about him.

Okay, Ted, we've heard you. Now crawl back in your cave and chew on some poor critter's femur until after the election. Your assistance is not needed.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. This person sounds rather nasty

Who is he, exactly? Seriously, other than reading about him ranting on DU, I've never heard of him. His name doesn't ring a bell.

Perhaps that is the ultimate insult to him, whoever he is. Oh, and don't bother to tell me, either--he's not worth knowing about.

[liberalmuse]

2. LOL, Awesome.

He's an insignificant, talentless little prick. I will never believe in a god who can take Zappa, but leave this piece of shit behind.

[Mythsaje]

3. He makes Hagar look like the soul of social conscience...n/t

[Ishoutandscream2]

5. Okay, that got me. LOL

[NuttyFluffers]

13. think of it as god loves to call back its favorites early...

the ones that need more polishing tend to swirl around longer in the cosmic tumbler.
:7

[bunkerbuster1]

6. Ted peaked in, oh, I think it was 1968

A fairly cool guitar solo on the Amboy Dukes' Journey to the Center of the Mind.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

7. I've heard that song

but only recently. My husband got me a CD of moldy oldies from the '60s, and that was on there. Funny, I don't remember it from the time. But back then I was into the Moody Blues and rarely listened to anything else.

[Mythsaje]

11. The guitar work on the live version of Stranglehold is very good too...

But so what?

[krispos42]

9. He's the kind of gun nut...

... that other gun nuts hastily step away from. Only the really rabid cons stick by him.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Nugent

[hobbit709]

4. I knew we should have beat him harder

When he was at the Armadillo and did something disgusting backstage.

[kitkat65]

8. Wang Dang Crazy Right Wang!

That is all.

[Hamlette]

10. what did he do to get out of Vietnam? n/t

[Mythsaje]

12. Didn't bathe for several weeks, then pissed and shit himself

for a whole week before going to the recruiters...or so he's said himself.