A.P. Breaking Senior White House Staff Calls Meeting ....

[Botany]

A.P. Washington, D.C. 8/27/2007

Senior White House staff held a meeting early this morning to try to manage
the news about the departure of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. Sources
in the administration have been quoted that if the President's "firewall" that has
protected the President from the many scandals that have overtaken his Presidency
ever breaks George W Bush's days as president would be numbered.

One administration insider was quoted off the record that if the public finds out about
half of the crap we have pulled Congress would start impeachment procedures with
in days. "We fixed elections, started an illegal war, bugged John Kerry, rigged the media
hell it was like a candy store and it was all free for the taking and we acted like we were
6 years olds. God it was good."



A.P. 8/27/07 Vice President Dick Cheney, outgoing Deputy Chief of staff Karl Rove,
outgoing Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, and Josh Bolton meet to discuss
White House mangement early this morning.



A.P. 8/27/07 Washington, D.C.

Led by Bradley Scholzman many "loyal Bushies" are now leaving the Department
of Justice to spend more time with their families.

[TwilightGardener]

1. LOL! Look at those rats scurrying!

[MiniMe]

2. Rats leaving the sinking ship

[Skittles]

47. that guy on Titanic was correct

the rats know the way out

[RevCheesehead]

3. ROFLMAO!

Oh, Botany... I can always count on you! :rofl:

[bdamomma]

4. rove and gonzo just getting away with their crimes, they must pay.

[DFW]

5. Since we have term limits, any president's days are numbered.

I don't want Bush's days numbered. I want them over.

[Subdivisions]

6. Rats jumping ship in titanic fashion. n/t

[malaise]

7. Bwaaaaaah

:rofl: :rofl:

[Ghost in the Machine]

8. Oh I *love* this!

You know, I own the domain www.myfoxnewsonline.com and I was going to try my hand at parody & satire news writing, but I SUCK at creative writing.... this is what I *wish* I could do...

[Fiendish Thingy]

9. link for the AP story? n/t

[book_worm]

16. there is no link because this isn't a true AP story

[jhain]

10. Nice Work, Botany!!!

Made my morning! even more than the news!

[Cass]

11. I'm only on my first cup of java this morning. Is this real?

One administration insider was quoted off the record that if the public finds out about
half of the crap we have pulled Congress would start impeachment procedures with
in days. "We fixed elections, started an illegal war, bugged John Kerry, rigged the media
hell it was like a candy store and it was all free for the taking and we acted like we were
6 years olds. God it was good."

If this quote is indeed real it needs to be plastered on the front page of every newspaper from coast to coast.

[RevCheesehead]

12. Have another sip of coffee....

This is Botany News. ;)

[Botany]

17. Are you saying that I took some liberties with the facts?

No, I just made the whole thing up ...... people want links?
Please .... A.P. might have people who could write a "a little
better."

BTW can I see the picture?

you are my Fav.

[RevCheesehead]

21. Anything for you, Dr. Smooth.

Sorry I don't have the autographed version for ya.

[Botany]

22. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

dinner tonight?????? :loveya:


BTW I got the autographed version already :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

24. If you e-mail it to me, I can upload it for ya.

You know, like I did with Fluebee.

What's for dinner? :9

[Botany]

18. Dupe

[jhain]

13. Go brew another pot, Hon. n/t

[maddezmom]

14. LOL

Well done! K&R

[indepat]

15. Only God and a few 'puke insiders know the full story, but enough was already known to have

started impeachment procedures in January. We can all see how successful Pelosi and Reid have been in getting the war stopped and implementing the rest of their agenda.

[Beausoir]

19. Got me! n/t

[Greylyn58]

20. Botany, you are just too much!!

Thanks for the Monday morning laugh. I have to work till 9pm so will miss the first addition of Keith Olbermann who will no doubt be leading off with the Gonzo story...hate that, but this will give me something to smile about.

So thanks!! :evilgrin:

[The Traveler]

23. LOL! Great pix

Really captures the spirit of the Bush Admin ass clowns. I'm very curious about this official who talked about the "firewall" and the various misdeeds of the administration. Got a link to that story? Is a Deep Throat type emerging from the morass?

[The Traveler]

26. Doh! ya got me

Good story, Botany. You really had me going there. Bad Botany, bad!

[quiet.american]

25. Hilarious! n/t

[still_one]

27. Sure had nothing to do with Congress. Now that Congress is out of session

I suspect there will be an out of session appointment, and Congress will not have any say in that either

They could go back in session, but I suspect if it is a choice between their vacation, and the wellfare of the country the vacation will win

[KansDem]

28. You can't fool us! Those aren't his staff--his staff have to wear "business attire!"

Bush began putting his stamp on the presidency in other ways. Clinton was notoriously late on his schedule; Bush prides himself on timeliness and has, on occasion, gently scolded those who arrive to his meetings after they begin. He has ordered his staff to dress in business attire in the White House, even on weekends.

Corporate News Network

And those rats aren't wearing any suits! :P

[DemoTex]

29. BTW: It was a breakfast meeting.

[fed-up]

30. most accurate "news story" ever-thanks for the great image to carry in my head all day!! nt

[RevCheesehead]

31. a kick for the afternoon crowd:

:kick:

[Swamp Rat]

32. I find this thread highly offensive!

:D

[CatWoman]

34. ROFL!!

poor Swampy :)

:hi:

:loveya:

[lonestarnot]

38. Swampy for you I make an exception!

:hug:

[RevCheesehead]

42. I feel your pain.

No, really, I do... every time you take a bite of cheese. :P

[kineneb]

44. ...and please help me stop hearing the theme song from "Ben"

ack...earworm! Make it go away... Michael Jackson singing... aaaaaaaah!

[CatWoman]

33. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

:thumbsup:

[Joe Fields]

35. I don't buy it. I can't imagine, not even a Bush senior staffer ever

making such incriminating statements.

[Quixote1818]

36. How can you insult rats like that? Haven't you ever seen Ratatouille? nt

[lonestarnot]

37. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee those rats!

[FourScore]

39. Love the pictorals!!!

K&R

[lovuian]

40. ROFL

:rofl:

[tridim]

41. Is there any Senior Staff left? nt

[proud patriot]

43. That's exactly how I visualize it

:)

[EFerrari]

45. Botany, do you have representation?

:rofl:

[Botany]

46. Yes I do have representation My DU lawyer of record is ......

WolverineDG

She handles everything for me .... works Pro- Bono too.

:rofl:

[WolverineDG]

49. Only because you haven't paid me

"the check is in the mail" my ass.

:P

dg

[EFerrari]

52. I want to steal your client. He can not pay me less!

:rofl:

[formercia]

48. I love the pitter-patter of little rat claws in the Morning.

Actually, to call those scum rats is an offense to rodents everywhere.

[WolverineDG]

50. uh oh bot

they just read this as a real news piece on Steph's show!! :o You in trouble now!

dg

[Botany]

51. I just heard it ...

Damn internets :rofl:


....I would figure bad writing and poor grammar would let people know that it
was a fake story.

Calling in now.