Possible jobs for Gonzales after DOJ resignation?

[MilesColtrane]

Feel free to brainstorm....


1) Proprietor of an S&M club

2) IRS auditor

3) Dentist (a la Steve Martin in "Little Shop of Horrors")

4) Bouncer at the new George W. Bush Presidential Library

5) John Tesh's keyboard tech

6) Official executioner of the State of Texas

[LibDemAlways]

1. If there was any justice at all, his next "job" would

be inmate in a federal pen.

[hobbit709]

8. You got it

License plate maker would be about right.

[AspenRose]

2. Law professor at Regent University

eom

[L. Coyote]

26. Law clerk in a small prison law library

[Enrique]

3. Supreme Court justice

[liberal N proud]

4. I think he would do really well in the prison laundry detail

[Totally Committed]

5. "Dancing With the Stars".... until a vacancy on the SCOTUS opens up

Just a guess.

TC

[MilesColtrane]

9. Good one.

We've all seen him perform a nimble tap dance around the truth.

[no_hypocrisy]

6. Another lobbyist on K Street

[asjr]

7. Story-telling?

[Jack Rabbit]

10. Making license plates

[Fresh_Start]

11. Poop scooper

picks up doogy doodoo.

Bush already trained him for the job.

[flvegan]

12. WWE referee

[RubyDuby in GA]

13. Will this new job happen before or after he gets his Presidential Medal of Freedom?

Inquiring minds want to know...

[BurtWorm]

14. License plate "engineer"

;)

[MilesColtrane]

15. more...

7) Any job, at any window, at any DMV, anywhere in the country

9) Rupert Murdoch's towel boy

9) Airplane food chef

10) Michael Vick's veterinarian

[Norquist Nemesis]

16. Pig trough bucket carrier

[quispquake]

17. I think Dentist...

Shades of Lawrence Olivier in "Marathon Man"...Is it Safe???

[AlCzervik]

18. Scarer of small children.

[Joe Fields]

19. cage cleaner at chimp exhibit for local zoo...

[Joe Fields]

20. Montgomery Burns' next stooge on the Simpsons

[shadowknows69]

21. Grand Inquisitor

Once the fundies go batshit crazy and start the dark ages on us again.

[L. Coyote]

22. Legal Research = Reading the "Anonymous" poster opinions for the new AG

NEW Mystery Poster on CREW = "Anonymous" +++ Deep Modem's Mother Lode?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=1669387&mesg_id=1669387

[Joe Fields]

23. point man for the prison 'spin the bottle' team...

[LeftishBrit]

24. I don't know...

is there a job market for people who can sweep elephant dung under the rug?

[yurbud]

25. shave his head and replace Jeff Gannon as presidential fluffer

[Ghost in the Machine]

27. Sucking farts out of car seats down at the local car wash?

:shrug:

[L. Coyote]

28. Prosecuting Critical Reason

Prosecuting Critical Reason

"Gonzolies Adventures in Ronderland" or "Up is Down and Down is Up"
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1681812

[Swede]

29. Are bootlick and lickspittle jobs?

He's well qualified.

[Swamp Rat]

30. Torturer at Guantanamo