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Mon Aug-27-07 11:05 AM
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Ah, all is well. Vick found Jesus |
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Doing a press conference now. This ordeal has caused him to find Jesus and turn his life over to God.
At least that worked out well.
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:06 AM
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:07 AM
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2. Jeezuz=Instant Relief™ |
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:07 AM
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3. I didn't know Vick was a Republicon Pedophile |
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Edited on Mon Aug-27-07 11:10 AM by corkhead
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:09 AM
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8. Out of curiousity....are all three of those things equally horrible? |
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These threads always bring out the best in people.
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:13 AM
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17. I didn't mean it for it to be interpreted it that way and have edited it accordingly |
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I only mentioned it because of the hypocrisy, but it didn't need to be there to make my point. my bad.
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:22 AM
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27. Oops, I'm glad I didn't say that. |
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This type of comment can slip into conversations too easily, and from folks who you would otherwise consider good people. I have stepped on my foot like this in the past but I'm teaching myself to be more considerate. Some of my gay friends have sometimes seemed defensive but I can understand why.
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:26 AM
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34. Did you mean Poodlephile? |
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:07 AM
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4. no doubt jeebus told him to holdeth the presser, verily.... |
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:08 AM
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This is all just setting up a tearful drama to be played out, rambling on and on about his "redemption", so he can come slinking back onto the football field.
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:08 AM
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6. As Dennis Miller (when he used to be funny) said: |
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You never find God on Prom Night.
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Mon Aug-27-07 12:31 PM
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50. oddly enough, Dennis Miller today would probably insult someone for saying that |
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:08 AM
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7. Just like Paris Hilton |
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How sweet. The two of them will making beautiful babies.
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:09 AM
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9. I've looked my entire life. I guess I just need to make a boneheaded, enormously |
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cruel act against a fellow creature and then call upon Him in order to save my career and He'll knock on MY door, too.
Que'lle surprise. Not.
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:10 AM
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10. ain't buying that shit.....Jesus like dogs too |
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:11 AM
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11. Nobody else would have him! n/t |
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:11 AM
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12. At least it's not rehab |
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LOL. I guess they have drug/booze rehab, and even rehab to turn bi preachers straight... But they forgot to make one for dog-fighting.
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:11 AM
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13. According to Bill Maher, Vick has a lot of supporters in the US. |
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Edited on Mon Aug-27-07 11:12 AM by King Coal
Cats.
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:12 AM
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14. well now isnt that lovely |
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:12 AM
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15. Let's just hope Jesus lives up to his expectations |
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We wouldn't want Jesus electrocuted, after all...
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:13 AM
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16. Maybe finding Jesus is a quicker fix than going to rehab. |
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I just about choked when I saw that on CNN.
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:16 AM
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25. He found Jesus? Really? Where was he? |
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Oh please don't tell me he was in one of those kennels being raped by a pitbull
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:13 AM
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18. Probably angling for a lesser sentence |
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And also for the publics' forgiveness. Sorry Mike, I don't buy it one bit.
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:23 AM
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29. Good luck with that with this hardline federal judge. |
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Only way Vick gets a light sentence is if he has a ton of information on other major dogfighters. Otherwise this judge will toss him in jail for years.
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:27 AM
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39. Frankly that's what I'm hoping for Vick |
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That the judge throws the full five years at him. I've worked in too many shelters, too many vet offices and seen too much of what happens to fighting dogs to ever forgive Vick or anybody else engaged in this barbarity. Frankly I'm utterly disgusted at Vick's oh so carefully worded confession, admitting as little as he can get away with. I hope that the judge sees through this ploy and nails him to the wall.
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Mon Aug-27-07 12:21 PM
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Sorry Mr. Vick, we Pit Bull rescue people don't buy your bullshit "Ah done found JEEEEEE-sus!" charade. It's so transparently cheap as to be utterly offensive. We see right through your sorry, cruel ass.
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:14 AM
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19. Cool! Where was He? n/t |
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:15 AM
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23. "Sorry. No follow-up questions." Even if the entire Christian world wants to know... nt |
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:15 AM
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20. He turned his life over to DOG??!!!? |
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:15 AM
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21. Ah yes! Vick has become one of Jays'us' sunbeans.......nt |
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:15 AM
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22. Shoulda found him before you got caught a**hole |
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Then maybe you would have stopped the cruelty yourself instead of having the law step in.
A**hole tactic...
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:16 AM
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24. Did you notice GOD is DOG spelled backwards!! |
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No GOD fighting now Mike!
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:20 AM
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THE TIMING IS OFF.
First, you plead no contest, then you go into rehab, then you make a public statement apologizing that mistakes were made, then you find jesus. You have the keep that order - that playbook specified every move, damn it.
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:23 AM
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28. Well, that was quick. |
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Too bad Jesus didn't advise him before he murdered innocent animals for fun.
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:24 AM
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I thought jesus was coming? :hi:
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:24 AM
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31. "So he killed a few dogs. How many cows did McDonald's kill today?" |
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Quoting his lawyers at a future date, I am. Or PETA, I'm not quite sure...
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:26 AM
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35. Somehow I don't see PETA pleading for his mercy. nt |
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:42 AM
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43. How about comparing our outrage (pet dogs) to our indifference (burgers)? |
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I know I see things a little bit sideways sometimes, but see some cultural hypocrisy here. YMMV.
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Mon Aug-27-07 12:44 PM
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55. What about the brutal murder of veggies that goes on every day... |
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crushing an innocent tomato that is in the prime of its life just......to......make.....sauce.. omg, the humanity... http://www.petv.org/
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:25 AM
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32. He "axed Jesus"............that's no way to get forgiveness. |
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:25 AM
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33. Hands up who DIDN'T see this coming... |
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:27 AM
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:26 AM
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Edited on Mon Aug-27-07 11:26 AM by hatrack
What a surprise - NOT.
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:27 AM
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:30 AM
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40. He ain't seen shit yet. Wait'll he's sitting in a jail cell for a few |
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days. THEN he'll know Jesus.
That is until the day he gets out.
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:30 AM
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41. Why oh why are Christians always misplacing Jesus? |
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They keep going around asking people if they have found him. Can't they keep track of the guy? (Humor)
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:37 AM
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42. We are going about it entirely wrong. |
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Most of us worship quietly, try to leave by His teachings, are reasonably decent to our fellow critters (I've been known to kill ants, silverfish, and cockroaches, though I no longer eat much meat) and try to avoid situations desperate enough to really need His aid.
What we need to do: Have multi-million dollar carrers (that's negotiable, see Paris Hilton) in the public eye, fuck up miserably and do horrendous harm to a fellow critter, act arrogantly humble when caught doing an awful thing, and beseech him to save our careers.
Fuck that, it's too difficult--I think I'll just try living a decent life.
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:44 AM
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44. What, no rehab clinic? |
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And he calls himself an expert in PR....
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Mon Aug-27-07 11:51 AM
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45. Just when Jesus ran away from the last whacko "who found him" |
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Mon Aug-27-07 12:02 PM
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46. He may the person that ruins the whole Jeebus card thing for all celebrities |
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Mon Aug-27-07 12:10 PM
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47. Well, it's about time! |
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As we all know, Vick had been turning his house upside down looking. It just goes to show--you never know what you'll find when going through all that stuff piled up in your attic.
After he has turned his cash advance back over to his football team, I guess he might as well turn his life over to God, unless the IRS thinks it should get turned over to them first. I don't know of one single case where the IRS has ceded priority to God without a court order....
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Mon Aug-27-07 12:27 PM
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49. Why can't these asshats ever find the Flying Spaghetti Monster instead? nt |
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Mon Aug-27-07 12:33 PM
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51. Because they aren't worthy of His noodly appendage. |
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Mon Aug-27-07 12:34 PM
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53. jesus needs a better hiding place |
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Mon Aug-27-07 12:43 PM
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54. He should have tried behind the fridge! n/t |
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