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Mon Aug-27-07 02:01 PM
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Did anyone start one and I've missed it? I really enjoy these threads.
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Mon Aug-27-07 02:08 PM
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Edited on Mon Aug-27-07 02:08 PM by NYCALIZ
AG Gonzales A slimy crook, jumping ship Soon more will follow
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Mon Aug-27-07 02:14 PM
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(from the hand of GWB in first person):
Judge Gonzales's body absorbs "bullets" meant for me. I leave him lifeless
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Klukie
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Mon Aug-27-07 02:20 PM
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this one ain't cool. Mabye you could edit and come up with something a little more appropriate.
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Mon Aug-27-07 02:22 PM
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Edited on Mon Aug-27-07 02:24 PM by Buzz Clik
It's written in the first person of George Bush -- Gonzo sacrifices himself for Bush, and Bush shows his gratitude by walking away.
If others feel that the Haiku represents me shooting Gonzo, I'll delete it.
EDIT: I changed it. It really did sound like I was murdering Gonzales.
:scared:
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Mon Aug-27-07 02:25 PM
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5. I did misunderstand... |
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but I'm afraid others might as well.
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Mon Aug-27-07 02:25 PM
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Mon Aug-27-07 02:29 PM
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Mon Aug-27-07 02:27 PM
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More cover for Bush's crimes That he can't recall
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Mon Aug-27-07 02:32 PM
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I stand behind him! He has all my confidence. Heckuva job, Gonz.
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Mon Aug-27-07 02:36 PM
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Only good thing today is Gonzo is gonzo.
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Mon Aug-27-07 02:36 PM
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I fixed your tickets Told them Geneva is quaint. The walk home is long.
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Mon Aug-27-07 02:37 PM
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12. I' ll attempt my own... |
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Edited on Mon Aug-27-07 02:47 PM by Klukie
Gone Gone Gonzales A muppet for your master Your strings have been cut
Edit for form....Oops!
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Mon Aug-27-07 02:43 PM
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Beto Gonzalo At long last, former A. G. We dance with great joy.
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Mon Aug-27-07 02:44 PM
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Edited on Mon Aug-27-07 03:00 PM by skip fox
A turd drops Pond of nation's justice Slurred plop
Or I could be boringly exact with:
A turd drops into The pond of nation's justice With a wee slurred plop.
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Mon Aug-27-07 02:45 PM
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Gonzo, as your feet tread the floor protect your ass from the door.
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Buh-bye, Gonzo dear. Don't let the President's door hit your little rear.
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US Attorneys weeping over their lost jobs. No tears for Gonzo.
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Mon Aug-27-07 02:48 PM
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16. I love Haikus! Here are a few - |
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Who can tell why he decided to finally leave - no, no, not he!
When our kids forget and lie and twist the truth we can thank Albert
Failure more failure Bush and all that surround him Surprised? I am not.
Does he feel shame when He spews the endless Lies? Well, Now we'll never know.
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Mon Aug-27-07 02:58 PM
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No longer needed Ruing Gonzalito You are forsaken
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Mon Aug-27-07 03:21 PM
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Mon Aug-27-07 03:27 PM
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Torture, Renditions, Illegal Wiretapping, Time to Pay the Price.
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Mon Aug-27-07 03:39 PM
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Chubby lawyer screamed loud on Sunday "Let me off this ride"
Chubby lawyer Architect of misery How Quaint
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Mon Aug-27-07 03:47 PM
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21. Attempting haiku - words fail me miserably - here goes anyway |
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Torturous Berto slithers off to family recalling nothing
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Mon Aug-27-07 04:04 PM
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Why did he resign? For more time with family? He doesn't recall.
His love of torture Extends to the very side Of John Ashcroft's bed.
It's supreme justice Alberto will never be A Supreme Justice.
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Mon Aug-27-07 04:22 PM
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The second one is my favorite.
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Mon Aug-27-07 04:10 PM
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Water poured down throats, While finger nails are ripped out. This, your legacy.
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Mon Aug-27-07 04:15 PM
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24. Here I sit all broken hearted... |
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Burned the Bill of Rights For Mister Retarded.
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