OMG! I just realized.... it's all my fault!

[walldude]

Katrina? My fault. Vick? My fault. Chicken Nuggest? My fault. Cheeseburgers? My fault. Your candidate? My fault.
Abortion? My fault. Misogyny? My fault. Gonzalez? My fault. No Impeachment? My fault. Crappy public schools? My fault.
Iraq? My fault. Bush? My fault. Cheney? My fault. Free Republic? My fault. Darfur? My fault. Foreclosures? My fault.
No health care? My fault. I'm sure there are many other things that are my fault as well and I sit here with baited breath awaiting another DU'er to remind me how much it's my fault because I'm worried about what I'm worried about instead of what they're worried about. Sorry, my fault.

Oh and the fact that I can't think of everything else that's my fault? That's my fault too.

[Buzz Clik]

1. Excellent. You've officially become a Democrat.

You become a left wing nut bag when you transfer that guilt onto George Bush.

[yardwork]

7. (raises hand) Please, how can I become a moon bat?

I want to achieve moon bat level.

[Buzz Clik]

8. No, no, no. Moon Bat is not acheived. It is an honor bestowed upon you.

You must, through your literary achievements on a bulletin board, attract the attention of howling Neanderthals. When you become threatening, they will label you Moon Bat, and your life will be complete.

[yardwork]

10. Sigh. I'll just have to keep working away at it then

and hope that one day my efforts too will be recognized on free republic.

[jaxx]

44. LMAO so that's how they did it.

;-)

[walldude]

20. LMAO..

and I thought DU had lost it's sense of humor... :toast:

[YOY]

2. What brought this on?

n/t

[Buzz Clik]

11. Ten billion polls:

Do you:
1) Hate your mother?
2) Think George Bush is Jesus?


When did you stop beating your wife?
1) After I was arrested.
2) Never (I still beat my wife)


Gerbils are:
1) To be worshipped
2) To be stomped until dead.

========================================

You get the idea.

[walldude]

22. Gerbils... are to be sold to Richard Gere...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[YOY]

27. Like the stupid Chicken Nuggets vs. Dog Fights one?

n/t

[DS1]

3. Bow to your new Overlord and Commander

[youthere]

4. Okay..Now where the hell did you lose my tv remote at?

[Lone_Star_Dem]

5. That's only the first step

Now you have to figure out how to do something to fix all of it.

Get back to us when you've come up with a one-size-fits-all answer, OK?

[Buzz Clik]

12. Tax and spend?

[Bluebear]

6. Well, as long as you realize it.

:hi:

[AndyA]

9. Well, at least now we all know who's to blame for all these messes.

How do you live with yourself? :shrug:

:rofl:

[walldude]

17. I kill a kitten daily, that makes me feel better... n/t

[flvegan]

13. I see that you failed to take the blame for global warming. Pathetic.

Oh, and that big "gaping hole in the universe" thing, too.

[walldude]

15. Sorry....

my fault.

[yardwork]

16. My antiperspirant just failed. You did that, walldude.

Damn you.

[ccpup]

18. actually, that was my bad

who knew blinding my little sis with Mom's AquaNet for a few good laughs all those years ago would cause so much death, destruction and inconvenience. And sunburns.

Again, my bad.

[ccpup]

14. damn you!

:-)

[lvx35]

19. Thanks for the shitty dental work, walldude.

I had a crown crack in the night. Nice going!

[walldude]

26. Sorry, my fault... Actually I meant to break off the whole tooth

but being the cause of everything keeps you busy. So many things to fuck up, so little time.

[lvx35]

39. Man! You even fuck up at fucking things up! Your fault. ;)

;)

[orleans]

21. oh hell, stop blaming yourself! n/t

[walldude]

58. Well this is DU.. I thought I'd jump on the bandwagon.... n/t

;)

[youthere]

23. My dog just threw up a wad of grass...I blame you walldude.

[walldude]

38. Hey gimme a break, you're lucky I made it come out

the front and not the back!

[LSK]

24. Wrong!!! Its all Clintons fault!!!

Damn clenis!

[yardwork]

28. I think walldude is stepping up to take the blame for that too

Walldude introduced Monica to Prez Clinton. Why'd you do it, walldude?

[walldude]

33. Because Hillary wouldn't...

actually I was shooting for Pam Anderson but he just didn't play the Sax well enough to melt her panties.

[yardwork]

35. Yeah, Pam's got very refined taste, I've noticed that.

[walldude]

29. Man, that's so last year...

:rofl:

[LSK]

32. nice try, but we have been told over and over and over again

That blowjobs have long term consequences!!!

:D

[ccpup]

25. yeah, walldude, thanks for the ...

damn ... um ... uh ... ah shit, I got nothing.

Can I just damn you for the hell of it? Or does there HAVE to be a reason? Wait ...

Damn you for making me search for a reason to damn you. Yeah, that's the ticket. :-)

[youthere]

30. It's walldude's fault you got nothin.

[ccpup]

45. THANK YOU!

Damn you, walldude, for giving me absolutely nothing to damn you for.

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

have I mentioned this is the best thread I've taken part in on DU?

thanks, walldude. No, Wait! I meant Damn you, walldude! Damn you ... and your little dog, too!

[walldude]

49. Seriously...

thanks, I came on today after being on the road for a week and the first three threads I went into were pissing matches to see who is the better liberal. Gets annoying after awhile, of course I have no one to blame but myself, after all... it's my fault.

[ccpup]

57. I almost left DU a week ago

No one seemed to have a sense of humour, everything was so damn serious and try and crack a joke during an intense discussion to lighten the mood and you'd get your head bitten off. I damn near threw in that proverbial towel (only, in this case, it was my computer monitor, but that's a different story).

This has been the funnest Thread I've taken part it and I blame you, walldude. Seriously. It's all your fault.

Thank you.

[Buzz Clik]

59. "Who's the best liberal?" There's a contest I can't win.

[walldude]

31. Can't find a reason? Sorry....

my fault.

[Done]

34. You could have a great future in the * administration.

They're going to be needing some fall guys. You might have to go to prison from a while, but if you ever get out, you'll be rich as hell. (unless they kill you).

[walldude]

36. Sorry but I can't recall whether that's my fault or not...

Hey you're right, that's pretty easy! Woo Hoo free taxpayer money here I come!!! :rofl:

[Bluzmann57]

37. Whew! That's a relief!

I thought it was all my fault. But as you so astutely pointed out, it's your fault. So don't do it again.

[porphyrian]

40. You're so inconsiderate. - n/t

[hootinholler]

41. Sounds like you can fuck up an anvil with a rubber mallet. n/t

[walldude]

42. You know I actually tried that once

the mallet bounced back, hit me in the head and I fell over onto a kitten and killed it.

Sorry, my fault.

[hootinholler]

47. As long as it wasn't a puppy I think you're in the clear on that one.

I could actually see that mallet bounce happening to someone.

-Hoot

[The Straight Story]

43. This thread is your fault and so is my reply

Now start worrying about what brand toilet paper is best for the environment and quit being selfish, think of the children!

[Rex]

46. Well it is high time you took responsibility

heh...kidding! :hi:

[Swamp Rat]

48. Actually, you'd make a great refucklican

if you really believed all that nonsense. :D

http://www.rageagainsttheright.com/becomerepublican.swf

[Rex]

51. Refucklican?

New word to add to Fubarwiki? Bigger and nastier you say!? New word, new word! :woohoo:

[Swamp Rat]

54. A bit of my own truthiness

;) Please spread the 'word'. :D

Oh, and our Grate Dictater prefers to be called "Bushler."

[Rex]

56. Hahahaha!

:rofl:

Grate goddammit! :D

Looks like he is doing a 'from the hip' bushler salute! Old school skills with short retention abilities!

'Fool me once, shazam! watch this salute!'

[Buzz Clik]

60. snark! I really like that, for no other reason than it sounds great.

[walldude]

53. Now that shit was funny...

wonder why I never saw that before.
Oh I forgot... my fault.

[Swamp Rat]

55. LOL!

:rofl:

[Initech]

50. Boy, the corporate controlled media sure likes to point fingers dont they?

When's the last time you heard a negative story about Taco Bell? Or Pepsi? Or Coca Cola? Nope, it's all YOUR fault! Not theirs!

[blondeatlast]

52. I just KNEW you were a DLCer! I KNEW it! nt

[uppityperson]

61. Looks like you don't care about the homeless.

:rofl:

[Beerboy]

62. Well, it's about time!

How come it's always up to Democrats to take responsibility for the failures of the other side? Unlike Republicans, you're stepping up to the plate. I don't know how much you're really responsible for, other than Chicken Nuggest!
You have a lot to answer for, and just what did you do with the Media's cute blonde white women that are still missing, huh?:7

[entanglement]

63. Damn! I was looking for the San Andreas in your list of faults

:cry:

[yardwork]

64. NOW look what you did! That nice Senator Craig got arrested!

[walldude]

65. Yeah and the asshole is blaming Clinton.. hasn't he heard

that it's all my fault?