Hatch reacts to resignation of Alberto Gonzales....(blah, blah, blah)

[The Straight Story]

HATCH REACTS TO RESIGNATION OF ALBERTO GONZALES

Salt Lake City – Sen. Orrin G. Hatch (R-Utah) today issued the following statement on the resignation of Alberto Gonzales as attorney general of the United States.

“Alberto Gonzales has been the President’s strong right arm in fighting terrorists using the tools of law enforcement, and he helped successfully protect the American homeland during his tenure. Beyond that, he has overseen the Department of Justice’s efforts to protect children from Internet predators, to combat human trafficking, and to prevent the spread of meth in our communities.

“I hope that history will remember Attorney General Gonzales for his honorable service to his country, rather than for the absurd political theater to which some critics have subjected him.”

http://hatch.senate.gov/index.cfm?FuseAction=PressReleases.Detail&PressRelease_id=1881

Spinning so fast it's like a tornado :)

[Fresh_Start]

1. Orrin, they surely won't remember him or you

as men of honor and integrity

[BridgeTheGap]

2. Oh, I'll remember the asshole all right

I'm sure John Ashcroft holds a special place in his heart for gonzo!

[11 Bravo]

3. If I could pick just one Repug to be captured on film enjoying sexual congress with a goat ...

it would be the sanctimonious asshole, Orrin Hatch.

[gratuitous]

4. The president has lost his strong right arm to fight terrorists?

Does that mean that if we're attacked now by terrorists, it's all Alberto Gonzales' fault for cutting and running? Or will it be George W. Bush's fault for accepting Gonzales' resignation? Which, oh which, will it be, Mr. Hatch?

Or do you believe even one fucking syllable of this bullshit statement?

[TwilightGardener]

5. And then Orrin does his best Arnold Horshack imitation:

"Oooh! Oooh! Pick ME, Mr. President! Pick ME!"

[orleans]

6. hahaha! that's hysterical! my favorite line:

“I hope that history will remember Attorney General Gonzales for his honorable service to his country, rather than for the absurd political theater to which some critics have subjected him.”

oh my god! that orrin hatch is such a cut-up! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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