Ain't much can piss me off like a mouthy skinhead

[MindPilot]

So I'm driving home from work (coming home early because I don't feel well so I'm on a hair trigger temper to begin with) and I'm sitting at an intersection a couple blocks from my house when I hear this guy shouting. I turn down the AC and the radio and I realize this little prick in the car to my right is yelling all sorts of racial slurs at the people waiting for the bus on the other side of the street. I rolled down my window and I can now clearly hear "Fuck you nigger...black devil!" and "you beaners are no better than niggers."

I was just about to tell him to roll up his windows so us civilized people didn't have to listen to his shit and ask him how long it had been since a liberal kicked his skinhead punk ass. But then the light changed and he was off. I wasn't able to see what state his license plate was, but it damn sure wasn't Cali or any other state I could recognize from a distance

You know how just the sight of a skinhead can make you want to deploy an aluminum bat upon their empty useless heads? I really wanted to grab the opportunity to exorcise some of my frustrations, but as I mentioned, my need to get home was rapidly becoming a matter of medical necessity.

Shit, now I'm going to be pissed off for hours thinking about that little fucker and how he got away with it.:grr:

[nini]

1. I'm sure he had the guts to say all these things after he stepped out of the car.

he's not worth the air he breathes.

[BOSSHOG]

2. Peace be with you Grasshopper

Reading your thread one might surmise that he did not get away with anything. He is himself. That should be ample punishment for the short run. May your near future include a beautiful sow and plenty of mud. I am, as always!

[Virginia Dare]

3. Darwinian law will eventually catch up to him....n/t

[EnviroBat]

4. I know how you feel. Every day I'm becoming more and more intolerant.

of these little, skinny-ass, pricks who seem to think that shaving your head makes you a bad-ass. Around here, it's the skeegy, anorexic hill-billy types, just beggin for an ass-kicking. But as soon as you jump out of your car, they tear off down the road. I suggest blasting them with a shot of mace. Shuts their mouth real quick, and they'll be too blinded to go any where for awhile.

[YOY]

6. Open palm pushing the bottom of the jaw into the top in one swift circular motion

Follow up with a quick kick to the crotch.

The mental image of a redneck spitting rotten teeth has it's charms, no? :evilgrin:

[EnviroBat]

7. Makes me giggle...

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[YOY]

8. I'm not an overtly violent type but the image is there

and violence is one of the few languages that these primates understand.

Assault is still assault though.

[YOY]

5. Take comfort in this story:

My little brother struck up a conversation with a customer (he sells mobile phones), who happens to be a EMT who answers a few turnpike accidents on his beat. My little brother and his African American workmate mentioned a burnt out car they saw the other day and the EMT told them that this car was full of skinheads (Nazi regalia and the whole nine yards) that flipped the other night. Alchohol use was obvious as beer cans were scattered around the wreckage.

The EMTs arrived just in time to see the flames start on the overturned car. They saw the car's contents (some still moving) and "ascertained" that the car could explode any minute. They decided that using the fire extinguisher was too risky and took their time in calling the FD. The car exploded. Neither the Highway Patrol nor the FD asked too many questions. :evilgrin:

My little brother and his friend were stunned but far from disgusted.

Keep in mind that this was Rural Ohio (borders of a decent sized city). Tell me all midwesterners are racist bastards...

NOBODY likes skinheads.

[mdmc]

9. worse = pot smoking skin head bushbots

I swear they are the worst