Craigs excuse-- he has a wide stance when going to the bathroom.

[trumad]

A bathroom stall is pretty damn wide---- too funny.

<snip>
In a recorded interview after his arrest, Craig “either disagreed with me or ‘didn’t recall’ the events as they happened,” the report states.

Craig stated “that he has a wide stance when going to the bathroom and that his foot may have touched mine,” the report states. Craig also told the arresting officer that he reached down with his right hand to pick up a piece of paper that was on the floor.

“It should be noted that there was not a piece of paper on the bathroom floor, nor did Craig pick up a piece of paper,” the arresting officer said in the report.
http://tpmelectioncentral.com/2007/08/gop_senator_larry_craig_arrested_for_lewd_conduct.php

[Cirque du So-What]

1. Who in pluperfect hell

picks up scraps of TP they see littering the floor in a public restroom?

Craig's 'explanation' - if he continues to embellish it - could prove very entertaining.

[Beetwasher]

2. Pics

Like this?



Or this?

[Gabi Hayes]

3. I'd like to see that 'stance.' did he learn that at the Rosemary Woods School of Posture?

is that an eighteen and a half inch gap, or are you just happy to see me?