Heard on Keith

[warrior1]

LBJ: Now the pockets, when you sit down, everything falls out, your money, your knife, everything, so I need at least another inch in the pockets. And another thing - the crotch, down where your nuts hang - is always a little too tight, so when you make them up, give me an inch that I can let out there, uh because they cut me, it's just like riding a wire fence. These are almost, these are the best I've had anywhere in the United States,

JH: Fine

LBJ: But, uh when I gain a little weight they cut me under there. So, leave me , you never do have much of margin there. See if you can't leave me an inch from where the zipper (burps) ends, round, under my, back to my bunghole, so I can let it out there if I need to.

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I always wondered where my mother got the particular word for the hiney hole.

http://americanradioworks.publicradio.org/features/prestapes/lbj_haggar.html

[Blue-Jay]

1. I never wanted to know that many details about LBJ's taint.

x(

[CatWoman]

2. Landslide Lyndon

http://askgleaves.blogspot.com/2005/01/landslide-lyndon.html

[stirlingsliver]

3. T.M.I.

It's LBJ's 99th Birthday for goodness sake.

Did we really need to know this bit of information about him??

[defendandprotect]

5. Yep, reported long ago he used to call them names -- "Jumbo" being one . . .. as I recall ---

[H2O Man]

4. I remember reading

that years and years ago.

Curious character, he.

[EVDebs]

6. LBJ dressed Left, LOL ! eom

[warrior1]

7. I never knew

A bunghole is a hole bored in a liquid-tight barrel. The hole is capped with a large cork-like object called a bung.

Bungholes were first used on wooden barrels, and were typically bored by the purchaser of the barrel using a brace and bit. Bungholes can be bored in either head (end) of a barrel or in one of the staves (side). With the bung removed, a tapered faucet can be attached to aid with dispensing. When barrels full of a commodity were shipped, the recipient would often bore new bungholes of the most suitable size and placement rather than remove the existing bung. Wooden barrels manufactured by specialty firms today usually are bored by the maker with suitable bungholes, since the hobbyists who purchase them for the making of beer, wine, and fermented foods often do not have a suitable brace and bit.