Michael Vick says he's found Jesus

[CatWoman]

and she is not amused.



All animals are God's children.

[az chela]

1. hmmmmmmmmm didnt know he was missing.Everyone

finds him when they get in trouble

[Virginia Dare]

2. It's the all purpose, oops I fucked up and got caught..

emergency panic button. When you've thrown hundreds of thousands of dollars at the fanciest lawyers money can buy, and your ass is still stuck firmly in the sling, Jesus will always be there for you.

I also love the "I need to grow up line", as if what he was doing was just some childish pranking.

[CatWoman]

4. He still doesn't GET it

What he did wasn't immature; it was fucking EVIL!!!

[MADem]

3. I didn't know Jesus was lost.

Was Jesus one of his unfortunate dogs?

[panzerfaust]

8. Yep. For several millenia

Matthew 16:28 (JC Talking)

"Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom."

Almost 2000 years now. Still waiting.

Some of those Dudes are getting a bit long in the tooth - or have they been dust, along with that promise, for almost 100 generations?

[MADem]

9. Well, the wait is over, then--see Mister Vick!!! nt

[panzerfaust]

10. Hope he got an address, or cell-phone

Dog fighting!

Beyond my understanding, but not my contempt.

[dflprincess]

5. Lucky for Vick he found Jesus

before St. Francis found Vick.

[Raine]

6. Typical...scoundrels

ALWAYS find Jesus after the fact, too bad he didn't find him before he committed heinous crimes against God's creatures. x(

[whoneedstickets]

7. He's just dyslexic and confused a few letters in DOG

nm

[Initech]

11. Praiiiiiiiise the lord!

[keroro gunsou]

12. ohfercryingoutloud...

who lost jesus this time?!

sorry, it had to be said.

[KingFlorez]

13. Funny how everyone seems to "find" Jesus when they get in trouble

[Posteritatis]

14. Who else called this sometime last week? (nt)

[originalpckelly]

15. I see Michael Vick is into the "Where's Jesus?" series of books.

They're like "Where's Waldo?", but instead of finding Waldo, you have to find Jesus.

[WindRavenX]

16. There aren't enough eye rolls in the world for this story

He "found Jesus". Of course he did. :eyes: :eyes:

[BurtWorm]

17. Jesus is so much more beautiful than I ever imagined.

:loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

18. Jesus needs a better hiding place than the doghouse.

[MiniMe]

19. You know, God spelled backwards is.....

DOG


Heard on Leno before I turned to Letterman.