Craig's ABNORMALLY WIDE BATHROOM STANCE! (Pics!!!)

[Beetwasher]

Like this perhaps?

[DemocratSinceBirth]

1. That's Disturbing

eom

[Rick Myers]

2. Now THAT'S funny!!!

OMFG, is that his family crest???

[MADem]

5. Bwahahahahahaahaaaa... family CREST!!!!! Bwahahahaha!!!! nt

[Catherine Vincent]

3. What did republican Senator Craig actually do?

Did he masturbate in the men's restroom and someone saw him?

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

Link to Roll Call story here:

http://www.rollcall.com/issues/1_1/breakingnews/19763-1.html

I'm going to guess there was more than just footsie if Craig pled guilty to lewd conduct, and that bathroom was probably a known quickie/pickup spot if it was being staked out.

[uppityperson]

15. WTF is this? I put my bag by the door. I tap my feet, WTF?

I never knew I was looking for lewd behavior. Damn.

Craig then entered the stall next to Karsnia’s and placed his roller bag against the front of the stall door.

“My experience has shown that individuals engaging in lewd conduct use their bags to block the view from the front of their stall,” Karsnia stated in his report.

At 1216 hours, Craig tapped his right foot. I recognized this as a signal used by persons wishing to engage in lewd conduct. Craig tapped his toes several times and moves his foot closer to my foot. I moved my foot up and down slowly. While this was occurring, the male in the stall to my right was still present. I could hear several unknown persons in the restroom that appeared to use the restroom for its intended use. The presence of others did not seem to deter Craig as he moved his right foot so that it touched the side of my left foot which was within my stall area,” the report states.

Craig then proceeded to swipe his hand under the stall divider several times, and Karsnia noted in his report that “I could ... see Craig had a gold ring on his ring finger as his hand was on my side of the stall divider.”

If this is all they have him on, what a joke. Same thing with lingering outside a stall or toilet. Seems like the interpretation is suspect.

[Beetwasher]

7. See This Thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=2968630&mesg_id=2968630

[progdonkey]

10. he propositioned an undercover officer for sex...

Apparently the police had received a lot of complaints about men hooking up for sex in the bathrooms, so they started an undercover operation, and one of the people they caught was Craig.

He pled guilty, but now that it's come out, he's saying he's innocent and shouldn't have pled guilty. You just can't make this shit up.

[uppityperson]

4. Is it tapping its foot? I read that is the secret code for "want to be lewd". nt

[DemocratSinceBirth]

8. It Means I Want To Fellate You Or I Want You To Fellate Me

Most likely the former...

[Deja Q]

6. Obviously a forgery.

That "foot" in the middle is way too large.

:hide:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. Great Aunt Sylvia's Missing Broach!!

So it was YOU!!!!

:rofl:

[Beetwasher]

12. Ahh, Sylvia!

I remember her well! Now there was a WOMAN w/ a wide stance! :rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. 3 AAU shot put titles can't be wrong!

:evilgrin:

[Beetwasher]

14. Bwhaha!

:thumbsup:

[Warren DeMontague]

18. .

:spray:

[Coexist]

11. holy crap!

LOVE it.

[Cirque du So-What]

16. You know, this reminds me very little...

of an old joke.

An angry woman walks up to the golf course attendant and says, 'I just got stung by a bee right between the first and second holes!'

The attendant says, 'Well, Ma'am, I recommend that you narrow your stance a bit.'

[Beetwasher]

17. Oh Shit!

Good one!

[burythehatchet]

19. frank 'n beans

[TahitiNut]

20. Just don't touch his ears.

:silly: