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[Kadie]

President Bush reacts during a fundraiser for Rep. Dave Reichert, R-Wash., and the Washington State Republican Party on Monday, Aug. 27, 2007, in Bellevue, Wash. (AP Photo/Ken Lambert, Pool)
http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070828/480/e6a3496120bd434698831ad4912cb9d9

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I am at a loss for words for this one --

President Asshat just gets butt-uglier every day. No caption is needed.

[Blue_In_AK]

9. Me, too...

He outdoes himself with each photo.

[angrycarpenter]

2. I love the smell of bullshit in the morning

[Sydnie]

3. Gonzo's gone and the damn policeman died ...

those sonsabitches!!

[indepat]

4. Is his slip showing?

[grasswire]

5. someone's tapping his foot under the podium?

[Buzz Clik]

6. No! I said CHOCOLATE pudding!

[Cirque du So-What]

7. Penultimate Pissypants

Other than that, I got nuttin'.

[phillysuse]

8. Channeling Richard Nixon

It is amazing how much he looks like Tricky Dick.

[peekaloo]

10. Name that smell. Bonus points for correctly guessing when it was eaten.

[MrMickeysMom]

11. Is that VARMENT poontang?

[angrycarpenter]

12. "Ah git like, emotional, when I think about........Uh what wuz ah thinkin' bout

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. That pre-speech plug of chewing tobacco was a bad idea. n/t

[zabet]

14. "A'hm gonna hold mah breath if I don't my way!" n/t

[krispos42]

15. I recall a certain scene from the movie "Police Academy"

Maybe that's his "O-face"

[TlalocW]

25. Police Academy? Not...

Office Space?

On edit: Never mind. Just remembered what part of Police Academy you're referencing with a picture from another movie. Confused me. :)

TlalocW

[krispos42]

26. Alas, I could not find the scene I was looking for

I tried hard, but no luck!

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

16. Again, I ask. How much are people paying to have the President try to scare the shit out of them?

I know there are plenty of people who'll pay the money, it's just amazing that there are people who are actually willing to listen, while eating rubber chicken, well, that's sort of intriguing.

Second cousins and step in-laws, probably. Along with guys they work with.

I can't even begin to imagine being locked in a hotel conference room with this guy ranting at the podium.

My caption ran a little long.

MKJ

[jimshoes]

17. Nice puss chimpy

you almost got that Nixon smug ass I am not a crook look down pat.

[Bluebear]

18. Temper, temper, "Decider".

Ugh.

[liberal N proud]

19. Spoiled brat, they took his friend away, it's just not fair

:rofl:

[proud patriot]

20. " the mean ole democrats won't let me be king Waaaaaaaaaa"

:cry:

[Lint Head]

21. How I love the smell of my own farts. You know, Condi loves the smell

of my farts. Hey. I think I'll fart and start another war. :dem:

[ladym55]

22. This here's mah thoughtful look ...

It may look like I just passed gas, but I'm-a tryin' to think here, and IT'S HARD WORK!

[whoneedstickets]

23. Firs' you get de Money, den you get de Powah,

When you ge'de Powah, den you star ah war....

[Catshrink]

24. I don't like presidentin' no more...

People laugh at my socks



They laugh at my cowboy boots



My brain has deserted me



My favorite work wife deserted me



My other work wife was last seen shopping and I haven't heard from her for days



My lawyer deserted me



My little girl is deserting me



Even my dog hates me now



And my wife has taken to some French guy



No....I want to go back to the ranch. Wait, that's not real either.

[backscatter712]

27. Murder Monkey is sniffing for fresh blood.

He thinks he smells some in Iran...

[unkachuck]

28. lame-duck, my ass....

....listen Dave, just because you only have $150 and some wal-mart gift certificates to run on is no reason to drag my ass out here and feed me kool-aid and rubbery chicken....

[Ino]

29. "I can so too huh!" (n/t)

[Catshrink]

30. My mom said I could!