Closeted gay men are INFESTING the churches & family values party!

[Philosoraptor]

This is a national crisis of super duper awful proportions ladies and gentlemen, closeted gay insurgents have infiltrated and sabotaged our very government, and have also infested our evangelical churches, from within, like a plague of locusts!

It never fails, he who crows loudest about those awful liberals and those awful homosexuals and those awful adulterers are HIDING THE MOST PERVERTED skeletons in their own closets.

They just can't keep quiet about how evil sex is, and how evil non believers are, they just can't be happy unless they're screaming in your face about Jesus and God and sin and prayer and piousness and about what an awful person everyone else is, and how only they are truly moral cause they got the bible to back them up.

They just won't shut up about family values and hyper morality because it helps to hide who they really are, morally rotten individuals, sickos, perverts who have to put on masks and pretend to be the holiest of the holy in public, and who are in reality deeply disturbed individuals.

Larry Craig is only the most recent example, Mark Foley before him, and a host of others are waiting in the wings, always ready to attack the Clinton's morality, always ready to round up homosexuals and throw them in camps, always ready with hatred, division, paranoia, distrust and racism, and always ready with a big show about how holier they are than we.

If the average American church going family only knew what really goes on in D.C among the highly connected and powerful, they'd fall out of their recliners in shock. Republicans never fail to use sexual scandals as bullets to politically assasinate their opponents, they can dish it out all day, but they just can't take it.

[entanglement]

1. You won't believe it...but there was a post alleging exactly that "over there"

[Philosoraptor]

2. Democrats disguised as repubs have infiltrated the party!

And they are really gay moles, waiting to come out of the closet at specific times to slowly destroy the republican party! Oy! Oy!...

[lvx35]

3. Hey, remember this?

http://www.salon.com/news/1999/02/13newsb.html

When Jerry Fallwell created a hysteria and wasted the time of millions by publicly proclaiming Tinky Winky from the teletubbies was gay? How can this get almost as much media attention as the each one of the real life ass pumping politicians in power???

[Philosoraptor]

4. Rev. Ted Haggard is really Tinky Winky!

Rev. Jerry's pals Mark Foley and Larry Craig got a free pass from him.

[Swamp Rat]

10. A free pass for what?

A session with Jeff Gannon? :D

[madrchsod]

5. minime`s post

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1678839
Some choice freeper comments on Larry Craig

[Philosoraptor]

6. Those gosh darned rino crats are ruining our party!

What the hell is a rino crat?

[depakid]

8. "Why Oh Why

could it not have been Lindsey Graham?"

"When they catch little Goober, it will be with a Little Bo Peep costume (just Lindsey's size) and with a bunch of farm animals. I predicted it. Bookmark it!"

:rofl:

Classic.

[shadowknows69]

7. I wonder how many more it will take

for the CDC to declare it an epidemic of "gay" lol.

[Beerboy]

9. Isn't that what they're most afraid of?

All I can do is laugh at their silly hypocritical asses.
The "National Security" and traditional "Family Values" GOP is on a mission to save the good old USA. Yeah, right.:eyes:

[Philosoraptor]

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