My God! How will we tell the children about Senator Craig?

[Philosoraptor]

Remember when republicans were screaming about now they had to talk to their kids about oral sex because of that nasty old President Clinton?

Senator Larry Craig? Well you see honey, Senator Craig is a powerful republican who wants to prevent homosexuals from getting married, he works very hard to make laws that make it o.k. to beat homosexuals to death, and his job is very stressful, he is married, with many kids and grand kids, and many responsibilities, like making war profits and taking away our rights as citizens, and sometimes he has to find ways to relieve his stress.

And grown ups do a lot of silly things to relieve stress, as you'll soon find out when you grow up honey. Some republicans like to relieve their stress in the men's room in airports, with other stressed out men, and don't you have a big test tomorrow?

Thanks HUGELY Senator Larry Craig, now I have to explain airport men's room sex to my 12 year old girl, how can I ever repay you?

[Heidi]

1. Here's how I'd explain it:

"Honey, you know how some men are born attracted to men, just like some men are born attracted to women, and some men are attracted to both men and women? Senator Craig is one of those men who is attracted to men; nothing wrong with that. The problem is that Senator Craig helped make life miserable for a whole lot of gay and bi folks including himself. Now, the chickens have come home to roost."

[Tesha]

5. I'm not sure you should mention chickens during your explanation.

I mean, *WHO KNOWS* what the next news story will reveal!

Tesha

[Heidi]

6. Hahahahahahahahaha!

:spank:

:rofl:

[krispos42]

13. That's right, I forgot! Homosexuality leads to beastiality!

That's what the Repubs keep telling me, at least!

[jmowreader]

27. Oh my. Not that.

"Chicken" is what they call young boys pressed into gay prostitution. (I learned that from watching The Exterminator.)

[charlie]

2. Yeah, what do we tell them?

When they're scared to go to the toilet?

"Dad, there might be a SENATOR in there!!"

Son, Senator Craig is a bad man, who wanted to do very bad things involving mismatched plugs and sockets that I don't want you to know about right now. What's really bad about Senator Craig is that he didn't get the treatment that made Ted Haggard, another bad man, into a God-fearing skirt chaser in only 2 weeks. You see son, none of this needed to happen. Science and the Bible can fix anyone so they're a two-fisted American humdinger for life. This is why you'll be someplace other than your usual Summer Camp next year...

[gratuitous]

7. I see prank signs

Outside every men's room a warning sign to beware of Republican officials. Maybe have a picture of the Republican Senate caucus. Oops, I said "caucus"!

[charlie]

9. That would be funny as hell

"Mr president, I wish to yield the stall and surrender the rest of my time to the gentlemen from South Carolina and Kentucky, while I go have a smoke."

[The Straight Story]

3. Real simple - they wanted to control us in the bedroom, and moved themselves to the bathroom

:)

[Coexist]

4. NOW the kids will all be having gay sex in public restrooms

because A SENATOR did it. They will all think its okay now.

What have the Republics DONE?!?

[mwb970]

8. My 13-year-old niece told *me* about it.

She has already noticed the striking overlap between crimes, hypocrisy, and perversion and the word "Republican". Yesterday she asked me, "What is wrong with them, anyway?"

That's the question I have trouble answering. What is wrong with them?

[tridim]

11. Karma is kicking them in the balls? nt

[Philosoraptor]

10. ..........

[Philosoraptor]

12. ...........

[Annces]

14. Just remember

Sex is bad. All sex is bad unless it is for procreation. Since it is so bad, we should only let it go on in degrading porno films and bathroom stalls and seedy motel rooms. If we were to ever start saying sex is good, watch out, the earth would stop spinning. And maybe women would rule again, who knows.

[Judi Lynn]

15. Whatever is told the children should be told to them well before it's time to go to sleep!

Images of strangers gaping at them through the crack where the door meets the wall in the public bathroom just might keep them awake all night!

[AlCzervik]

16. the usual way--"It's Clinton's fault" and thats the end of the splaining.

[LaPera]

17. Shameless, just shameless republicans...What do you tell your son when a republican

sticks his leg in his private stall? How do you tell your son what that republican wants from him?

Shameless republicans...what indeed do we tell our kids about all these sick predator creatures known only as "family-values" republicans?

[Philosoraptor]

18. Honey, We need to talk about republican senators....

[Swede]

19. Ah yes,the TALK everyone dreads.

nt

[Philosoraptor]

20. ................

[puebloknot]

21. Is our children interested? nt

[DesertRat]

22. Last month we had to explain a diaper fetish and now this? n/t

[rug]

23. If children learn to avoid Republicans, good will come from this.

[mzmolly]

24. Whooop

there it is!

Not to mention Mark Foley, Jeff Gannon ...

[Major Hogwash]

25. Use cartoon figures!

Craig can be portrayed by Snideley Whiplash!

[Swamp Rat]

26. SAVE THE CHILDREN FROM REPUBLICANS!!!

[Philosoraptor]

28. ..............