Ari, aren't you retired yet?

[theHandpuppet]

So Wee Ari Fleshpot the ex-White House Lawn Gnome was on the Today Show this morning... his response to the Craig scandal was a reminder that "there are two members of the Democrat Party sitting in the pokey right now."

First of all, he sounded like a five year old who hurriedly spurts out "but Johnny stole a cookie last week!" when he gets caught breaking the window; secondly, I've frigging HAD IT with this "Democrat Party" thing. From here on out i would suggest that all GOPers be referred to as members of the Republic Party. I'm serious. Starting with any Democratic candidates, the word "Republican" shall be stricken from their vocabulary.

(BTW, Ari, is that really you in all those Travelocity commericals?)

[rfranklin]

1. Is he saying that Craig should be jailed for being gay?

Let's follow his logic to get to a proper conclusion.

[Eurobabe]

2. I saw Hairy Flyshit on CNN yesterday

:puke: boasting about Gone-zol-ass's record on Terra, Terra, Terra.

He feels safer for his little kids (blech, that thing reproduced??) because he lives out in the country and BushCo. has kept "us" from another attack.

What a freaking putz egghead is...

[DFW]

3. They have no one left on the bench

So they re-activate the disabled list.

The "Democrat Party" routine is on a fourth grade level, in case
anyone is wondering about the average emotional level of the
constituency to which they are trying to appeal.