When will Faux News label Senator Widestance a Dem?

[dancingme]

I say tonight's O'Reilly show will put a (D) after Sen. Craig's name.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. Did you see how fast MItt dropped him

as a major senatorial member (bad choice of words) supporter of Romeny's campaign?

[dancingme]

3. obviously Romney doesn't understand the "Astaire"

ASTAIRE -- A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a cubicle. This will remove all doubt that the cubicle is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooer can poo in peace.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x3482875

[hatrack]

2. "Senator Widestance"!?!?!?!?!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

"I wish I'd said that, Wilde."

"You will, James, you will!"

[dancingme]

4. my favorite part of the police report

Craig stated "that he has a wide stance when going to the bathroom and that his foot may have touched mine,”.

[CTyankee]

5. Oh, god! Now I have that image in my mind!

Shame on you for mentioning that! Now I'll go around all day with Senator Craig sittin' on the throne...

[mwb970]

7. That's a *really* wide stance.

I mean, reaching all the way into the next stall like that. Sheesh. What a liar.

[underpants]

9. LOL

oh this is just getting better and better :rofl:

[dancingme]

11. Sen. Widestance (R - My Own Private Idaho)

that's his official title.

[underpants]

12. Oh please stop!!!

:rofl:

[FredScuttle]

13. "His majesty is like a stream of bat's piss"

I love that sketch

[TechBear_Seattle]

6. They haven't already?

I am very surprised.

[Wiregrass Willie]

8. How tall is Widestance ?

Those toilet booths are four feet wide. To sit on the stool and keep his right foot in the stall on his right, and his left foot in the stall on his left, he must be over 7 feet tall.

Did you notice that with all the foot rubbing and finger signals and picking up paper and the arrest, the Senator had no time to do what he supposedly sat down to do ? But he never complained about that. I think most of us would have.

[dancingme]

10. didn't flush and didn't wash his hands

:puke: