Larry Craig Haiku, anyone?

[Ravy]

I just love a good Haiku thread!


I'll start:

Gentle bathroom taps
cop a feel, or feel a cop?
his career will stall

[villager]

1. yours is hard to beat (so to speak?), but I'll try:

cast a vote one way
grab a feel the other
GOP mask slips

[DemocratSinceBirth]

2. K

Closeted pug pol

Passes laws that harm most gays

Toilet sex is fun

[The Witch]

3. mahaha

Why on earth would he
do this in a bathroom stall?
Hey, when nature calls...

[Bluebear]

4. Please observe my votes/and not my bathroom sex acts/I'm Republican.

[Ravy]

6. Great one! I am humbled (n/t)

[DemocratSinceBirth]

5. K

Bathrooms make me hot

I do like to solicit

Bush's war is cool

[Stephanie]

7. personal ad

Sexy Senator
Though much holier than thou
Loves bathroom blowjobs.

[Botany]

8. I seen the senator as more lyrical and visiting Nantucket

:rofl:

Larry flew from Idaho to Nantucket

and stopped in a men's room looking for a ......

***************************

BTW I am not anti gay

[Rob H.]

9. My attempts

Cruising the men's room
Though I am a homophobe
Irony? What's that?


Cop says I flirted
My stance is simply wide, sir!
Moronic excuse


He arrested me
Because I waved to him
But I want him still!


I oppress gays, say
"Someone think of the children!"
Caught out in a lie


Red state idiot
Supports homophobia
Hypocrite he is

[DU9598]

10. An idea to push impeachment

Aspens are turning
Republicans are losing
Give Bush a BJ

[mondo joe]

11. Okay -

Reared in Minneapolis
But not in the Airport
Tap Tap Tap

[soothsayer]

12. here are two

"Hello? (tap tap tap)
"I'm Larry, senator from
Idaho." Busted!

Wife, kids, and Larry
all suffer because bigots
(like Larry) hate gays.

[soothsayer]

13. I am so not gay/ i just pled guilty because/ I am so not gay

[soothsayer]

14. Careful what you read/ the Idaho Statesman rag/ makes you gay. really.

[treestar]

15. ....

Clinton did it too
The newspapers are to blame
I wish I weren't caught

[Mandate My Ass]

16. OK

Republican sex
usually illegal
always perverted

Hypocrite thou art
forgotten family values
busted in the john

[Ravy]

17. Here is my stance on/Homosexuality/Wide, extremely wide

[Ravy]

18. Another

Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap, Tap
Wave, Wave, Wave, Wave, Wave, Wave, Wave
Oh, Shit. He's A Cop.

[calimary]

22. OMG, I'm crying here!

:rofl:

"Wide, extremely wide!"

Laughing hard enough to burst!

Think I'm gonna die...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[calimary]

19. Whoa! "Cop a feel, or feel a cop?" Brilliant!

That is one helluva great line!

K&R for that, alone!

:toast:

Dang - too late to recommend. Oh well, at least I can kick it.

[Ravy]

20. Thank you.

I haven't been called brilliant in a while *grin*

[Lisa0825]

21. ROTFLMAO!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[KamaAina]

23. Oh, very well

I'm not gay! I'm not
Gay! I'm not gay! I'm not gay!
I'm not gay! Really!

Minneapolis-
St. Paul Airport. Is this where
married men hook up?

[Fearless]

24. Why not... here are a few...

I would laugh at this,
but the result for all gays
will be very bad.

It's just another
reason for them to hate us.
And they needn't one.

It makes me shiver.
So long equal marriage rights,
Gone before received.

It's ironic though,
that he accomplished in this,
More than in Congress.

Fuck you Larry Craig.
I hate what you've done to me.
Really, burn in Hell.


----- Could do more Haikus / But that's enough time on Craig / It's more than he earned. ----

NTF

[radfringe]

25. I'll give it a try

Craig's foot a tapper
wrong beat for a rapper
gone down the crapper

[Hekate]

26. "Naughty, nasty boy/ How I longed to spank / Bill's bottom"

Naughty, nasty boy --
How I longed to spank
Bill's bottom.
Dear Sir in the next stall:
Will you let me spank yours?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Not exactly a haiku, but these are the thoughts that kept me laughing for hours after seeing that film clip on Olbermann.

Hekate